Top 10 reasons to have a gay guy in your life.  

RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
4/19/2006 8:42 pm

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4/20/2006 10:44 pm

Top 10 reasons to have a gay guy in your life.

10. You'll never go out of the house looking bad again, even if you want to have a hoodie and jeans day. "Unuh girl, you can not be seen in public with me wearing that."

9. They come up with the best insults, "Cum guzzling ghetto hoe!"

8. It's like having a girlfriend in a male bodyguard suit at all times.

7. He's your perma-shopping buddy.

6. Freakishly neat living conditions. (Mine doesn't do that, I do.)

5. You can check out guys together.

4. You can have a sapppy chick flick marathon and he willingly watches, "The Wedding Planner, Steel Magnolias," and "Sweet November."

3. He calls you on your shit (and mine loves pointing out how often he's right. Frighteningly a lot I must say.)

2. Drinking martini's is a monthly ritual, at the least.

1. Bad boyfriends beware! "Is Mr. Hook-Nose coming over soon? I wanna vacate before accidently ask him where his witches wart is."


mangomamiCT 43F

4/19/2006 9:25 pm

9. They come up with the best insults, "Cum guzzling ghetto hoe!

Oh this is too true , I love my gay friend !!! But did you ever notice they always end up with weird boyfriends , I know mine does .....hmmmmm

dasher121 37M

4/20/2006 7:54 am

That list cracked my shit up lol.

I dated a female in college who's best friend was gay. For a while it was always the three of us hanging out. That dude used to crack me up!! And you are so damn correct about the insults thing. He would say the most random original shit Ive ever heard hahahaha.

Steel Mag and Sweet November? I can honestly say that Ive watched both of those movies when they were on TV.........and without a female making me. So very very very sad hahahaha. I hve to say though, Sweet November depressed the SHIT out of me!

swallowsdontspit 65M
276 posts
4/20/2006 8:12 am

RhMS, lol, got a smile outta this. so true-especially liked #'s10,9,5,3,&1. queer eye for the straight guy and sex in the city have kinda enlightened "us" straight guys to how funny the other side are. saw a bumper sticker that said "straight, not narrow" which kinda sums up my philosophy. in my scuba class there's a fella named "monet" who is a character (hope he doesn't read this). toe ring, coordinated trunks and top (which he swims in), and changes in the woman's locker room when they've left: but boy he says some funny stuff. a woman's perspective in a man's body.

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