RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
4/29/2006 8:40 pm

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5/2/2006 3:51 pm


This evening I had the privilege of seeing my Dad's best friend sag his pants at the age of 53.

Yea, I'm trying to forget that image too.


Dekora 54M
937 posts
4/30/2006 5:44 am

I'll see your "plumber's butt-crack" and raise you this one. The Des Moines (Iowa) Register hosts each summer the "Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa" - RAGBRAI . Tens of thousands of bikers on all types of people-powered two and three wheelers start with their rear tires in the Missouri River, ride east to the Mississippi where they dip their front tire.

Long story short, my town hosted one of the "over-nights" a few years ago. As I was driving around town, enjoying the sights of all the bikes, bikers, support vehicles including a kalideoscope of retired school buses painted and remodeled in a wild array of decors.

One over-nite camp of mostly middle-aged men included what must have been a VERY over-weight plumber in a spandex outfit.

My eyes!
My eyes!

I wrote to my state legislator, asking that there be instituted a weight limit to spandex outfits worn in public!

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/1/2006 11:50 am

Oh, EW... bad 80's flashback!!! Similar circumstances... 'nuff said.

Belts should be mandatory for all men over the age of 40 and whose weight is excessive in proportion to their height.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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