My old boss is in it up to his ass!  

RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
5/20/2006 8:23 pm

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5/24/2006 8:05 am

My old boss is in it up to his ass!

My roommie went out last night and by chance ran into some friends/neighbors of my old boss. I used to work for his retail store last summer. He was a big ol' flamer, but never wanted to come out of the closet. It was really obvious he had "helium heels." (Greg said that, hahaha!)

Anyway, he was kind of a prick towards the end of my employment and he even stiffed me on a $300-400 paycheck! I was really upset at the way things ended because I worked my ass for him trying to improve his clientele, his sales, and his business in general. (I mean come on, how many 22 y/o's go into work when they are not scheduled on a Saturday at 8 am to clean out the upstairs storage room that is so junk-filled there is barely room to walk to the bathroom?)

That was me. I made schedules (not in my job description), fielded phone calls from irate clients and creditors (also not my job), and trained new employees (totally not my job)! He at first seemed very appreciative and was talking about making me management with a significant raise, then one day, the topic just got dropped. His Mom (it was actually her store), accused me of bad business practices, and before I could say "Thanks but no thanks" I was getting no hours, the schedule was no where in sight, and he was hiring employees at the rate of the Roadrunner with no use for them!

Turns out when my roommie ran into the ex-bosses neighbors/friends, he found out some very valuable pieces of information:

1.) My ex-boss had been taking customers credit card numbers and using them to purchase stuff.

2.) He is gonna get arrested at some point this week.

3.) He has attempted to transfer over a lot of stuff to his Mother's name so it will not be frozen with his accounts and stuff.

4.) He hasn't paid any creditors in over 2 years.

5.) He was double-charging customers credit cards for their purchases, then when he would "refund" them, he only gave them about 3/4 of what they should've gotten back.

6.) He is losing business at the rate of a NASCAR race.

7.) His Mom (remember this is actually her business he is running into the ground), was A- UNAWARE this was going on, B- is trying to blame this legal/financial mess on SOMEONE ELSE!

No wonder he didn't like me actually taking care of his business, he was too busy double-charging, losing business, spending on his customers credit cards, and in general being an asshole! He was probably scared I was gonna find out what he was doing (BTW, there was heavy suspicion, I just couldn't prove anything with documents. Listen to me sounding all Nancy Drewish and shit!)

Anyway, karma is finally gonna bite him in the ass. She is coming around 10-fold and smacking him upside the head! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I know it's not nice to be happy about a fellow human beings suffering, but he deserved it, he really, REALLY DID!


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
5/20/2006 9:16 pm

You've just GOT to read my last post! Please!
It's just TOO perfect!

SleekIcilyVarix 42M

5/20/2006 9:44 pm

Sounds like he earned his one-way trip to Karmageddon. It's always heart-warming to hear stories of people doing things that should come back to bite them in the ass getting bitten in the ass.


5/20/2006 10:19 pm

Yep.. Karma will bite every time..

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
5/21/2006 1:38 am

PS. It's about YOUR boss.

mollen6 35M

5/21/2006 7:59 am

Hope he gets what he deserve

WoundFossaTinge 39M

5/21/2006 10:04 am

Yep... Karma is the biggest b!+ch on the planet. As much as no one deserves bad things to happen to them... this guys (your old boss that is) deserves to go and meet Bubba in prison. (Maybe that will bring his "helium heels" out.

n0tatalker 40M

5/21/2006 1:18 pm

Quoting: RedHeadedMed "I just couldn't prove anything with documents. Listen to me sounding all Nancy Drewish and shit!"

"funny she doesn't l0ok Drewish!" that m0vie and actor!

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/22/2006 7:55 am


RED!!! Will you please tell them I'm not as mean as they seem to think?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

alphuctup 41M

5/22/2006 9:05 am

Karma is a woman!!! That explains everything.

RedheadedMedStd 35F

5/23/2006 3:45 pm

She's only a bitch when it is well deserved, I swear! If you mess with her or one of her peeps though? Damn watch out! Otherwise, she is a sweetie who seems to have poetry skills beyond her years.

WoundFossaTinge 39M

5/23/2006 10:11 pm

"funny she doesn't l0ok Drewish!" that m0vie and actor!

Space Balls... Actor - John Candy playing the character Barf who is a Mog... 1/2 man, 1/2 dog... his own best friend.

Oh... and Princess, I didn't mean you at all. But Red is also right, Karma can be good when we are good.

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