I had frozen chicken terriyaki and frozen beans on my boobs today!  

RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
6/16/2006 5:46 pm

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I had frozen chicken terriyaki and frozen beans on my boobs today!


You're laughing at me aren't you? Yes you are!

I'm serious though. I really had chicken terriyaki and beans laying on my boobs. Frozen still and in their respective bags, but still they were there for a good half hour. I guess it's one of those postpartum things. When you have a kid, your boobs swell with milk. Yeah, I feel like I got a boob job. It looks like a good one too!

Point being that my boobs hurt so badly from swelling. The doctors and nurses said that if I experience any discomfort that I should put icepacks on my chest to ease the swelling. Just like you do with a sprained ankle. So I get home and for a few days they have really been hurting but I don't have any ice packs, so I've just been suffering. I thought of different alternatives, wetting down towels with ice (but I have to wear bras for 24 hours a day!), direct ice (too messy), cold water (uuummmm, what would I put it in?).

Finally a light bulb went off. You know how they always say to keep some frozen peas in your freezer for this kind of thing? Yeah, don't have those. But lookie here, I have Lean Cuisine's Chicken Terriyaki and some whole frozen green beans. I wonder if that would work?

I laid down to do my homework and laid the frozen food on my t-shirt so it wasn't too cold. Aaaahhh, relief! I'd been working my way through a mile long list of stuff to do and had gotten to the last item homework, so I was beat. Personally, I was quite impressed with my own ingenuity.

So that's how I came to have frozen Chicken Terriyaki and green beans on my boobs.

Toodles!
Red

OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/16/2006 5:58 pm

Yeah, I feel like I got a boob job. It looks like a good one too!

The breasts shown in your picture are perfect as is. No boob job would be a good boob job on you.


TripleHARD3 58M

6/16/2006 7:01 pm

    Quoting OcelotScratch:
    Yeah, I feel like I got a boob job. It looks like a good one too!

    The breasts shown in your picture are perfect as is. No boob job would be a good boob job on you.
it was not a 'boob job' you boob pay attention although i wouldn't blame you for losing your mind i would luv 2 see how one can improve on perfection and i would add as i am sure one of you knows (and no its not you ocelot) its entirely natural and IMHO makes you even more of a woman; you are so hot i am sure the chicken et al were quickly done like dinner; by the by i imagine you have 2 wear a bra 24/7 so as not 2 send young boys old men and everyone in between into a tizzy at the mere sight of your taut and talented nipples hmmmm?

TripleHARD3
'real men prefer redheads'


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/16/2006 7:39 pm

it was not a 'boob job' you boob pay attention

I'm sorry, I used the conditional tense for a reason. Other than that, your post is dead on.


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
6/16/2006 8:14 pm

Ok, the first two guys sound like they crawled out of the woodwork at your local bar (therefore easy to ignore), but... EW, Wordy! You just ruined my coffee for the next month! *THWAP!*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


WoundFossaTinge 39M

6/17/2006 1:30 am

Ok, I have admitted I have a crush on you... but besides that point, I love boobs... so, what's wrong w/ a little fresh milk to make someone's day... Anyway, at 4:30 after drinking for the first time in a few weeks, I am not sure where I was going w/ this other than... yeah, I have no clue where I was headed with this.

Glad to see you are finding solutions to your swelling, if you need any other solutions, you know how to find me(wow, that just could really be so sick in so many ways, but was not meant to be), . Later
-tommyt_11


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
6/17/2006 3:02 am

Red,

Put raw cabbage leaves on and around your boobs. This helps dry up your milk. Dont ask me how or why, but there is something in the cabbage leaves that work..I swear!!Also, if the cabbage has been in the fridge, the leaves are cooling and soothing as well.

Frangi xx


TripleHARD3 58M

6/17/2006 2:59 pm

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    Ok, the first two guys sound like they crawled out of the woodwork at your local bar (therefore easy to ignore), but... EW, Wordy! You just ruined my coffee for the next month! *THWAP!*
knowing less then nothing yet claiming 2 be a Princess

TripleHARD3
GraceFull Master of Nothing I Say
'may you come back as a frog or better yet a termite'


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/17/2006 6:36 pm

Ok, the first two guys sound like they crawled out of the woodwork at your local bar (therefore easy to ignore),

Hey, now. I haven't been to a bar in weeks. I crawled out of the sewer, thank you very much.


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
6/17/2006 11:51 pm

    Quoting OcelotScratch:
    Ok, the first two guys sound like they crawled out of the woodwork at your local bar (therefore easy to ignore),

    Hey, now. I haven't been to a bar in weeks. I crawled out of the sewer, thank you very much.
You're quite welcome Care to join my mind in the gutter?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/18/2006 10:47 am

You're quite welcome Care to join my mind in the gutter?

As soon as I can figure out how to fit through this storm drain, I'd love to.


NSAAddict 43F

6/23/2006 9:54 am

Red, I'm notlaughing really (giggle, giggle), I just picture you with a lean cuisine on one tit and green beans on the other (giggle gilggle) and it's a pretty funny image Hope the boobies are no longer sore, whatever works works!


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