A relationship question too funny to not post  

RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
1/26/2006 9:00 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A relationship question too funny to not post

I read this in Scene magazine today and the thought both grossed me out and amused me. See what you think:

Dear Dan,
My wife and I decided it would be okay for her to fuck other guys. It turns me on to think of her getting pounded while I'm at work. I've always wanted her to sit her freshly fucked pussy on my face and let the other guy's cum run into my mouth. Given the health risks to both of us, this fantasy has to be left in the don't-do-it-just-think-about-it file. Recently we tossed around the idea of pouring contents of a used condom into her pussy the day after it was filled. Th AIDS virus only lives about 5 minutes out of the body, so there is no risk there. My question is, what are the other health risks we could be exposed to?

You want the answer? Cum back tommorrow and all shall be revealed. In the mean time, what is your first reaction to this fantasy? Personally I knew there were some (in my mind) bizarre fetishes, scatting, hog-tying, garden tools, etc. But this one never even crossed my mind! At first I was shocked, then I really wanted to hear what Dan and his guest writer Cara had to say. Tune in tomorrow for the conclusion to this burning question.


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
1/26/2006 10:17 pm


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

tillerbabe 57F

1/26/2006 11:31 pm

YAAACK! (Sorry I just threw-up in your blog....)

dasher121 37M

1/27/2006 4:20 am

Of course I want the answer! This is sick, twisted, demented, and just plain ol f-ing weird........Me likes

Its like watching a drunk guy with no rythm dance on a not so crowded dance floor. He's flailing about, humping air, doing a pathetic running man (And who the hell does the running man anymore!!), spilling shit on himself. Acting like a complete spaz!

You watch in horror, embarassment, and just shaking your head......But my dear Red, Can you really look away?

No you cannot.

Valdrane78 39M

1/27/2006 9:45 am

Ok, that is totally revolting. I think imma be sick............. But of course I want the answer.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

MillsShipsGayly 52M

1/27/2006 3:50 pm

I can see it now ...

single serve packs of cum sold in the refrigerator section of your local 'holesome' market ... like those little cream cups at coffee stations at your corner Gas mart ....

Maybe even flavored versions ... honey almond .... pineapple banana ....

Line up a bunch of low paying outside the border workforce ... bingo wingo .. moneymaker


WoundFossaTinge 39M

1/27/2006 5:44 pm

Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth. Kinky is good and all, but... I don't even know what to put after the but. Later

MyRealLoverOne 47M

1/27/2006 8:46 pm

We are going to have to get you some new reading materials...LOL

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/28/2006 4:57 am

Well, Future Doc RHMS ~ I constantly deal with all sorts of relationship questions during counseling sessions. Primarily they are of a sexual nature. And I think to myself (in this totally arrogant way), "It is extremely rarely, but I can be shocked ... I can be surprised. Hell I might even be broke. But I will never be undone by anything anyone tells me." (Don't you just love the pep talks we give ourselves.) *sigh*

I can honestly say that I have never encountered this issue, and I am TOTATLLY trying to picture my face (and how I would be working to compose it into its empathetic, professional mask) ... and reaction (besides, "Fucktard, get a clue!") ... to "DOSE."

Dear DOSE:

Allow me to give you "dose" of reality with some immediate observations, if I may:

It's all right for your gang-banged wife to come in potentially contact with the AIDS virus, but not you?

You realize that those cocks whose cum you want pouring into your mouth as they pound on your wife while you perform cunninglingus will probably "come" into contact with your mouth, too; correct?

Let's explore the possibility of your just wanting to give a man a blowjob, rather than this being about your wife, and move forward."


Mistress Safira

Yes, I do believe that might be my answer. (And yes, this is how my brain works.)

Think he might be upset with this revelation?

Welcome to Blogville, my friend ... Great post! I look forward to the riposte! (I want to see if I'm anywhere "on target." Am I close to coming to Dan's resspone ... or way off base with my skewed view on reality?)

Blessings ~


This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/28/2006 5:00 am

Damn it, Red!

You've been around for a while, Girlie! Where the H-E-L-L have I been??? Looking forward to Dan The Man's answer after you get some much deserved rest, and I get back from my hike!

Reves doux ...

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


RedheadedMedStd 35F

1/29/2006 6:32 pm

*hands out Ginger Ale*

Sorry guys!

Tiller, You better clean that up or I'm gonna hurl!

Sarifa, thanks for the wicked good compliment!

Dasher and Micheal, you never cease to make me laugh.

MRL, come on, that's funny! You know that's real, who could make that up?

Tommy, don't worry, my reaction when I first read it was similar...

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