10 Reasons to date an Equestrian  

RedheadedMedStd 35F
1734 posts
5/8/2006 4:13 pm

Last Read:
5/12/2006 11:35 am

10 Reasons to date an Equestrian


10. We like it dirty
9. We wear tight pants
8. We like to be in control
7. We don't mind being bucked around
6. We like it rough
5. We'll ride it for hours
4. We know how to handle a "wild one"
3. We love using whips
2. We get off easy
1. We're always on top

Toodles!
Red

KC_JJ 55M

5/8/2006 6:43 pm

I've been trying to explain the perks of "horse girls' for years to some but most never seem to get it until they really take a test drive (oops I meant gallop). Then they say something like "you weren't kiddin'!"

Here's an important one you forgot.

11. They've got a nice bouncy rhythm

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n0tatalker 40M

5/9/2006 1:11 am

Yeah, and I love those accent t0o! What is the capital of Equestria while i have y0ur attention?


tillerbabe 57F

5/9/2006 2:26 am

Oooooooo.. very nice!! I didn't know!!!


dasher121 37M

5/9/2006 5:34 am

shit, im sold!

TheDude.


KC_JJ 55M

5/9/2006 10:52 am

Here are the lyrics to two appropriately themed "riding songs"



Hunting Girl - Jethro Tull

one day I walked the road
and crossed a field to go
by where the hounds ran hard
and on the master raced
behind the hunters chased
to where the path was barred
one fine young lady's horse
refused the fence to clear
I unlocked the gate but she did wait
until the pack had disappeared

crop handle carved in bone
sat high upon a throne
of finest English leather
the queen of all the pack
this joker raised his hat
and talked about the weather
all should be warned
about this high born Hunting Girl
she took this simple man's downfall in hand
I raised the flag that she unfurled

boot leather flashing
and spurnecks the size of my thumb
this highborn hunter
had tastes as strange as they come
unbridled passion
I took the bit in my teeth
her standing over
me on my knees underneath - underneath

(radical Ian Anderson flute solo over very bouncy rhythm)

my lady be discrete
I must get to my feet and go back to the farm
whilst I appreciate you are no deviate
I might come to some harm.
I'm not inclined to acts refined
if that's how it goes.
oh high born Hunting Girl
I'm just a normal low born so and so



Rough Rider - English Beat

She was a rough rider
A cool stroker
A strong whiner
I had a hard night
I had a hard night
I had a hard night
Last night
Last night

I feel so broke up today
I feel so broke up today
Lord, I feel so mash up today
She was a strong whiner
A rough rider
She whiney whiney, last night

I don't know what you'd say if you saw me yesterday
But I know what you'd say if you see for me today
She was a strong whiner
A rough rider
She whiney whiney
Last night

She chop di wood
Last night
Me wore me brush
Tonight
I said me wore me brush
Tonight...



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PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/9/2006 1:07 pm

You forgot "LOVE a horse's ass!"

LMDLAO!


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_clwtx 43M
11 posts
5/9/2006 1:08 pm

And people make fun of me because I'm from out in the country. Now they can see why I've never left


WoundFossaTinge 39M

5/9/2006 5:42 pm

Wow, all of those reasons just speak to me on so many levels (well, lets be honest, just one in particular, but it is the one that controls a lot of my daily actions).
Now I just have to find one to date.


saddletrampsk 55F

5/12/2006 8:23 am

Woohoo..as a former hunter/jumper rider now a pleasure rider I know I got alot of my leg strength and balance from hours in the saddle..especially love the two-point hunter seat..hehe


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