South Dakota Girls  

Rdy2doit 53M
1532 posts
3/28/2006 11:23 pm
South Dakota Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all ! the dishes and house
cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to see a clean house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his saw a clean house, the dishes
were done, and she had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South Dakota girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had ! gone dow n
and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love those South Dakota girls!

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