Loving Wife  

Rdy2doit 53M
1532 posts
3/28/2006 11:19 pm
Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you, too."


3/28/2006 11:30 pm

I have seen this one and it is funny as hell! My hubby didn't think it was too funny

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
3/28/2006 11:58 pm


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