Like to be 6 again...  

Rdy2doit 53M
1532 posts
2/26/2006 11:19 am
Like to be 6 again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed, "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/26/2006 12:04 pm


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/10/2006 9:11 am

sometimes we have ears...and just don't *hear*.......
and as for me, I love theme parks

cute joke

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

southrnpeach333 51F

3/12/2006 6:53 pm

this was good!!

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