Lifesavers candy  

Rdy2doit 53M
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7/20/2006 2:57 pm
Lifesavers candy


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother

may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

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