Laws of the natural universe  

Rdy2doit 53M
1532 posts
2/20/2006 11:15 am
Laws of the natural universe


Law of Mechanical Repair: As soon as your hands are coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of your act

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a

busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because

you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you

were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath ! Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone

will ring.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from

the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your

boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker

room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly

sandwich landing face d! own on a floor covering are directly

correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what

you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,

they will stop making it.

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2/20/2006 11:48 am


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
2/20/2006 11:50 am

I can relate to a few of those...

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