Chicken and Horse Joke  

Rdy2doit 53M
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6/16/2006 1:29 pm
Chicken and Horse Joke

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mud hole and was sinking.

He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out
to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be
found. So he drives the farmers mercedes back to the mud hole and ties
some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the
rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him
from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing
in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole.

The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the
farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!"
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my "thingy" and pull yourself up". And the chicken did and pulled himself
to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse,
you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick!

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