Beer and Backy  

Rdy2doit 53M
1532 posts
2/20/2006 11:34 am
Beer and Backy

Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there
was a down pour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about
10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the
rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the
road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.

All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the passenger
window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out,
Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old Indian guy's face there!"
(Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) The old Indian man kept knocking, so the
driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"

So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of
his wits, "What do you want???" The old Indian soft ly
replied, "You have
any tobacco?" The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said,
"He wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver
So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a
cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step on it!!!"

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?" The driver
says, "I don't know. How could that be? I'm going pretty fast?" All of a
sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old Indian man is
looking in the window. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! There he is again!", the
passenger yells. "Well see what he wants now! " yells back the driver.

The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says
"Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The passenger
throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the window
and again yells, "STEP ON IT!" They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard. Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!"
He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.

The old man gently replies, "You want some help gettin out of the mud?"

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