The Random Horniness of Selling a Home.  

RaunchyChocolate 54M/51F
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4/9/2006 1:36 pm

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4/9/2006 3:06 pm

The Random Horniness of Selling a Home.

We're thinking about selling our house. We've been here for 8 years and now we would like something else. Something bigger. Detached with a fence and a huge yard and off street parking. And someplace to entertain. We'd love a master bedroom suite. A huge 'playroom' in the basement for overnight playmates and a real office that I wouldn't have to share with the exercise equipment. But first- we have to sell our current house. I could sell this house the first day if I was able to list it the way I would want. Imagine this ad on the local real estate spotlight show:

This three bedroom, one bath rowhome, in an excellent school district, is a swingers paradise. This house is voyuer-exhibitionist friendly! The Master bedroom is suited for king-size water bed, and overhead swing. Mirrors on ceiling and built in adult toy chest in closet are included. Second bedroom perfect for acting out S&M fantasies with third bedroom just made for those quickie sessions with the meter reader or UPS man.
The Living room has bilevel windows, great for exhibitionists! On summer nights, nieghbors can hear the screaming and wet noises from your couch. Cute country kitchen opens out onto a deck facing the lively tavern across the street.(Lots of drunk horny guys there! great for the horny nympho lush looking for new game!) Deck is perfect for sunbathing in the nude and giving bjs in full view of the bus stop not a quarter of a block away on a busy main street!
The true charm is the garage and finished basement area. You can drive in and continue the fun in the possible 4th bedroom in the basement. The separate entrance this area can be converted into an apartment and rented out to your favorite kissing cousin. The young kid selling weed next door adds to the potential for throwing swinging house parties. Wood panelling makes the basement sound proof for the most intense sessions you've ever had! This house is perfect for the newest Swingers or the Seasoned vets looking for something more intimate and cozy. Definately a must see!
LOL After describing the house that way..I wanna stay!


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