dog joke, kinda  

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8/22/2006 6:30 pm

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6/25/2008 7:53 pm

dog joke, kinda


Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
and the other, a Chihuahua.

As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar
for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go
in there. We've got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do
as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said,
"Yes, they're using them now. They're very
good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him
that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult,
but thought, "What the heck, " so she put on
her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This
is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?
They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?!"

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