Hoots mon  

Queen_Of_Wands 47F
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5/1/2006 12:20 am

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5/7/2006 5:52 pm

Hoots mon

One would like to welcome a rather motheaten lionskin rug to One's blogly abode. In life, the rug was a rare Hebridean thistle-eared lion, now sadly as extinct as Nessie or the dodo. In the afterlife, he's useful for mopping up spills, sitting on and generally being Scots without a licence.

Should a stray carpet beetle hop off, just squish it and say nothing as he gets sensitive about these things. Only natural at his age.

Och aye, the noo. And no peeking under kilts, hen.

Lovethegoddess 57M

5/5/2006 3:52 pm

Venturing forth from his jungle abode the aforesaid feline one, who has been busy with his kingdom duties and creature management, grins in delight to be so warmly welcomed by Her Royal Highness. Gallantly he proffers a waved paw, and accepts offerings of bags of leeks and fish. To any other viewer of this extreme yodelling site, one would like to condemn any mallicious rumours of infestation of any kind, moth eaten indeed. Preens luxurious mane. May I take this opportunity to complement the Queen of Wind for her delightful wit, superb sarcasm, and abitlity to squit fuckwits on chat sites like pesky flies. Well someone has to do it, and this girl has a tongue like an iron mace. It's good to know she's rather fond of kingly creatures like myself, and decorative and useful household items. One glows with pride, checking mane again just in case! Shall venture into this area again real soon. Suggest a time table for interested parties for daily yodelling times, pictures of lush green valleys, and days on which your famous leek pie cookery recipies can be viewed. Yours in all sentient and perfectly alive Scotishness, your favourite and friendly neighbourhood rug. Hugs, xx.

Queen_Of_Wands 47F

5/5/2006 5:27 pm

'luxurious mane' = one of Sir Elton's old wigs but that's a secret I swore to keep between myself and anyone who reads this.

I'm good like that

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