And another other thing..  

Queen_Of_Wands 47F
228 posts
4/30/2006 12:45 am

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5/14/2006 1:11 pm

And another other thing.. one here has any fun in the usual sense.

When people in chat say 'fun' they always mean sex and yet they make it sound so grim and boring - get in, get off, get out.

That has about as much appeal as a 10-year-old Brussels sprout. Sex should always be fun in the real sense of the word. And I don't mean just slathering someone with strawberry icecream or chewing on the crappy edible underwear they got from some painfully sad adult novelty store..
I hate those places, naffness personified. If I had my way I'd torch the lot and tell people to use their own imaginations, not those of chav-brained marketeers. And Ann Summers? Well, if you're a fan of overpriced bitchpink rayon and shuffling toy penises, well.. I mean being able to laugh over things (not at but with)and be comfy together because you can.

So..if you're in bed with someone and it isn't being fun, get out of the bed and go home because it proves you shouldn't be there in the first place!

haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
4/30/2006 4:07 am

...but what about the gold carriage clock that's awarded for having more sexual partners than anyone else on your street?

TBH I did this precisely once, years ago, when I met someone, didn't really click, but ended up having sex with them. "Fun" was nowhere to be found, and I decided there and then that I was never going to waste my time in that way again.

Queen_Of_Wands 47F

4/30/2006 8:25 am

In your day, bumbag, it may have been a carriage clock - these days it's a taste(less)ful 'Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-A-Willy Kit' available from the delightful AdultFriendFinder shop.

Maybe your experience was spoiled because bitchpink rayon doesn't really suit you? Try the turquoise..just a thought.

haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
4/30/2006 9:45 am

That's not bitchpink rayon, it's scarlet polyester. I might look really hot in bitchpink rayon... you never know...

Queen_Of_Wands 47F

4/30/2006 11:17 am

Scarlet polyester? That explains the whiffing and sweating then.

rm_brumfun3 43M

5/14/2006 10:57 am

how much fun could possibly be had talking about fun in a chat room ? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................

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