Springtime Haiku  

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4/4/2005 8:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Springtime Haiku

The Springtime is here.
Exciting New Emotions.
God... am I horny...

What is it with springtime anyway..? I can go all winter long and be content with jerkin off a few times a day... then all along comes spring and BAM, i have to fuck everything in sight.

I dont want to do it... I have to do it. What are these spring time impulses? Its like something biological took over, some horimone switch was flipped, some left over from when men were apart of the animal kingdom.

Which is great because I throuroughly enjoy fucking. I love nature, people just cant understand my im a treehugger... I got two words: Monsterous Libido.

But like the birds and the bees, springtime will always hold a place in my heart as it always brings good things.

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5/5/2005 12:46 pm

I felt the same time for the first time this year... FO20 is my explanation/theory.

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