PsychoticCheese 42M
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2/14/2006 7:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


You see, Valentine's day is not about love. It's about Vaginas.

Valentine's Day just sounds better. I mean, you can't have little 3rd graders giving eachother cards while chanting, "HAPPY VAGINA DAY." It just would not work.

So the whole story of Valentine and marrying Roman Soliders, getting killed for it, etc., etc is sweet and nice in a way. But it's really about the male side of the species wanting to get laid. Why else go through all the bullshit of spending insane amounts of money on cards, chocolates, flowers, jewelry and nice dinners unless they REALLY thought they were going to get some at the end of the night?

So ladies, if you have been spoiled by a particular special someone, make it a Happy Vagina Day for someone who went to all the trouble. True, maybe some guy really JUST wants to fuck your brains out - but hey, at least he put some effort into it.

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