Shakespeare meets Dr. Suess  

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1/26/2006 11:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Shakespeare meets Dr. Suess

(Sometimes I'm just in a wierd mood)

Green Eggs and Ham’let

I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or set myself on fire?
Hang myself with a piano wire?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
Or fall upon my fencing foil?
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Soak away my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
Or drop my hair drier into my tub.
Would all be glad, if I were dead?
Should I kill them all instead?
This line of thought takes consideration -
For I'm the Prince of procrastination.

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