Adult Humour!  

PidzIW 59M
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8/20/2006 9:55 am

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5/17/2007 5:28 pm

Adult Humour!

I love adult gags. If I stick up a couple, feel free to add!

What did the left testicle say to the right testicle?
I dunno, they were talking bollocks!

Two tampons walking down the road. Which one would you talk to?
Neither, they're both stuck up twats!

Two women had a girl’s night out, visiting lots of the local taverns. On the way home about midnight they were desperate for a wee, so they sneaked into a cemetery and crouched behind a gravestone. The first woman used her panties to dry herself and discarded them. The other one thought she’s not wasting a new pair of knickers and feeling in the dark, found a wreath to use. They straightened themselves and went on their way. The following day, the two husbands met up where they work together and one said, “Wow, the girls must have had a wild night out, last night. When mine got home, she wasn’t wearing any knickers”. The other replied, “you think that’s bad, when my missus got undressed for bed a card fell out her knickers which read,YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO MISS YOU. FROM ALL THE LADS AT THE FIRE STATION!”.

druidrocker 63F

9/18/2006 12:28 pm

Loved the one about the desperate wee - thanks for the laugh.

Since you asked - here's one for you.

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane . I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old lady home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

PidzIW replies on 9/18/2006 1:52 pm:
Nice one druidrocker. Love it! Thanks for stopping by Hon'. Do call again. xx

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
5/16/2007 1:05 am

And you say I'm perverted!

Hya Hun.

Wacky Jacky

PidzIW replies on 5/17/2007 5:21 pm:
It's a pervy world hon' . .

33763 posts
5/17/2007 10:51 am

all very funny !

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~

PidzIW replies on 5/17/2007 5:28 pm:
Thank you darlin', feel free to add...

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