You just can't make this stuff up!  

Phuc_Buddy 47M
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6/5/2006 8:00 am

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6/6/2006 10:46 am

You just can't make this stuff up!

Okay in honor of carrying on with Dasher121's way of honoring the really stupid people in this world I have decided to post a new story about some poor soul that should have been eaten at birth.

Read on and see if you agree....

Kung fu fan tries to stop train
(China Daily)
Updated: 2006-06-03 09:06

A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.



MWWwantsmore 52F

6/5/2006 11:26 am

Talk about stupid! LMAO


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 12:30 pm:
When I read this story all I can think about is that song from the 70s kung fu fighting....

"Everybody was kung fu fighting, yeah they were as fast as lightning"

LOL

NSAAddict 43F

6/5/2006 1:02 pm

eww... eaten at birth??? gross!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 1:45 pm:
Yeah that is the cure for stupid people...they get eaten by their parents at their birth! So far it is the only cure for being stupid that I have seen that works!

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/5/2006 2:13 pm

Almost Darwin material sheesh {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 2:30 pm:
Almost but only if Darwin was smoking crack!

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

6/5/2006 2:15 pm

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    eww... eaten at birth??? gross!
I second that motion...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 2:29 pm:
Well then I ditto my response...I'm just too lazy to type it again!

RedheadedMedStd 35F

6/5/2006 5:19 pm

Xianglongshibazhang

I dare you to pronounce that correctly... so I can hear you!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 6:49 pm:
It is pronounced as such "damn-you-look-great-in-that-hat"


mycin62 56F

6/5/2006 5:45 pm

Well, Liang, would have been railroad track pizza if he succeeded!!!

Just a couple fries short of a happy meal


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/5/2006 6:49 pm:
I would say more than a couple!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/5/2006 11:05 pm

The train missed...

Dayum it.



Odds


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/6/2006 2:55 am:
Yeah it got scared and jumped out of his way!

dasher121 37M

6/6/2006 9:54 am

and the DUUUURRRRR award goes to........

Hahahaha what an assbag! You know, I love starwars but I dont go around trying to "use the force"! hahaha, what a MORON!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 6/6/2006 10:47 am:
You are so right! I am beginning to think they out number us.

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