You Know You're Too Stressed If...  

Phuc_Buddy 47M
211 posts
5/17/2006 2:32 am

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5/19/2006 2:08 am

You Know You're Too Stressed If...

1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.

2. You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.

3. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

4. The Sun is too loud.

5. Trees begin chasing you.

6. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

7. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

8. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.

9. You can hear mimes.

10. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

11. Things become "Very Clear."

12. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

13. You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.

14. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

15. You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one in the room.

16. Your heart beats in 7/ 8th time.

17. David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey! Can I film you?"

18. You and Reality file for divorce.

19. You can skip without a rope.

20. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

21. You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

22. You can travel without moving.

23. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

24. You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

25. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.

26. Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.

27. You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.


RedheadedMedStd 35F

5/17/2006 11:29 am

LMAO, stop it! It hurts! If you actually identified with any of these what ones would it be? Me personally?

4, 8, 15, 19, 22, 24, and 25. I do think that if you have Teddy bears after you, you might really have some severe issues, thanks for the afternoon laugh...


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/17/2006 12:05 pm:
I'm not going to stop I like watching them bounce!

Well since you asked so nicely chaulk me up for 7 (big time), 8, 13, 18, 20, 21, 22, and 25! But hey that's just me and I vacation in Crazyland!

mangomamiCT 43F

5/17/2006 10:01 pm

omg stop talking about me !!!!

omg stop talking about me !!!!

did you guys hear that ????


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/18/2006 9:29 am:
We are never going to stop talking about the luscious Mango!

NSAAddict 43F

5/18/2006 12:26 pm

7, 9, 11, 21 all ring true for me oh and 24... office supplies ARE beautiful!


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/19/2006 2:09 am:
What is it with woman and office supplies?

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