Baby you can drive my car....  

Phuc_Buddy 47M
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5/5/2006 4:55 am

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5/7/2006 8:10 am

Baby you can drive my car....

How to Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

HBowt2 60F

5/5/2006 6:08 am

i wanna be from New Jersey

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

5/5/2006 7:33 am

Man drives car...woman gives blow-job...That's CT way!!!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/5/2006 8:48 am:
Back in the day we used to call that a New Jersey driver's exam, but I like your idea of keeping that for us Connecticut folks. Ahhhh the memories!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

5/5/2006 11:19 am

Oh hell, no fucking way! I just realized some BlogCommander stole my photo from this post. Damn them to hell! Now I gotta find another to replace it. What the hell was wrong with a young child giving everyone the bird?

NSAAddict 43F

5/5/2006 3:33 pm

Lol, so how do we drive in CT? btw welcome to the world of blogging... pesky spies everywhere! But in all fairness, even though that pic has been circulated all over the internet for years, a lot of sickos post pics of kids on here so it's labeled a definite no-no. Which I can understand, it is a sex site after all

JustaSeeker 107F

5/5/2006 3:41 pm

This has Atlanta pegged with #8, but add in eyes on map or gps screen because we can never find a damn thing here!

Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/7/2006 8:11 am:
Don't worry Justa when I come down your way I'll do all the driving!

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