1 + 1 = 3  

Phuc_Buddy 47M
211 posts
5/26/2006 2:36 am

Last Read:
5/30/2006 10:03 am

1 + 1 = 3

Mr. A-Z and Seriously_Real are all about the word play. Unfortunately I'm not. For me it all comes down to the numbers and here are a few things for you to ponder.

85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

67.5% of men wear briefs.

85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

59% of us say we're average-looking.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

71% can drive a stick-shift car.

45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

15% regularly go to a shrink.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.


NSAAddict 43F

5/26/2006 3:33 am

wow PB, these are fascinating and I don't even like numbers!! Thanks for the very itneresting read, it's nice to see where I fit in compared to the rest of us lol.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/26/2006 4:49 am:
You fit in right about here...oh yeah, oh yeah, a little more, ahhhhhh

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
5/26/2006 8:16 am

Hey We can't all be masters of prose! I like your #'s very interesting! Thanks for a good read, {=}LeeAnn

Kisses,
LA


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/26/2006 10:39 am:
No we can't but I can dream a little can't I?

RedheadedMedStd 35F

5/26/2006 3:33 pm

Seriously, where do you get this shit? I'm gonna remember the weird ones like 62% pop their zits for a good 3 years. It's like the song you can't stop singing that you desperately want to.


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/29/2006 6:05 pm:
Where I get this shit is for me to know and for you to force out of me.

NSAAddict 43F

5/26/2006 5:40 pm

ummm... excuse the blog interruption... but Phuc_Buddy... will you (blush) go to the A.F.F. Blog Prom with me? Like, it's okay if you're already taking someone else... or if ummm... you just don't wanna go with me... but well I thought I'd ask, (laughs nervously) just in case you were thinking of going and you didn't have anyone else to go with and were like, well I'm not gonna go if I have to go alone... so like just let me know, and really it's no big deal if you don't wanna go, cuz like the Blog Prom is stupid... I don't even know why I'm thinking of going, (blush) like maybe if we go together it'll be cool and we can like make fun of all the stupid people... so yeah, ummm just let me know okay? see ya later...


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/29/2006 6:05 pm:
Hell Yeah.....

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
5/26/2006 9:35 pm

67.5% of men wear briefs.

That is just wrong...they should be BANNED!!

lustytaurus


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/29/2006 6:06 pm:
Look at it another way 67.5% are wrong and going sterile!

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
5/26/2006 10:51 pm

Damn NSAaddict you are too fast on the draw, you got phuc_buddy, but I hope I got to Seriously in time Look forward too seeing you at the PROM. Oh it will just be the best....

Oh, what slave boy, did I know this blog was about numbers and not the PROM ? This is about numbers 2 out of an infinte number of women, have asked our two men out, so theres your numbers, back in the cage....

We have to go dress shopping
hapyf;
LeeAnn

Kisses,
LA


Phuc_Buddy replies on 5/29/2006 6:07 pm:
I've never been in the cage so there is no going back. Hehe...don't even think about it!

mycin62 55F

5/30/2006 4:46 am

WOW 29% of us are virgins when we married!!!! Must all be from Utah!


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