Money, Money, Money.  

Pheonix_Dragon 107G
189 posts
8/19/2006 4:59 am

Last Read:
9/1/2006 7:40 am

Money, Money, Money.

[<--- The girl in this photo has an American one dollar bill PAINTED on her. Looks like there's some real foliage hedging her bush but other than that she's completely au naturel. I like the way her belly button is used as Washington's eye too!]

Here's my gripe...

$50's and $100's should just get recalled. Few places take them. Most do not! Why bother keeping them in circulation? Most people use credit or bank cards anyways for larger purchases. Don't they? Yet they keep making new ones that are supposed to be counterfeit proof... but they never are for long and so again no-one takes them. I'm telling you... if it was raining money I'd prefer $20's or less rather than $100's and $50's.

... that's it.

Husband comes home. "Hi Honey. I finally went and got myself a tattoo!"
Wife, "Really? Of what?"
Husband, "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick!"
Wife, "Huh?! Why?"
Husband, "Well you see... I figure there's three reasons why I did it. One... I'll have money in my hands more often. Two... I can watch my money grow while I'm having fun with it. Three... You can always come and see me whenever you wanna blow a hundred bucks!"

money, money, money. (If you like Abba you have to see Mama Mia!)

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same

money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world



rm_BigGreek009 35M
24 posts
8/19/2006 5:32 am

HaHa that's funny.


florallei 100F

8/19/2006 12:30 pm

Husband comes home. "Hi Honey. I finally went and got myself a tattoo!"
Wife, "Really? Of what?"
Husband, "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick!"
Wife, "Huh?! Why?"
Husband, "Well you see... I figure there's three reasons why I did it. One... I'll have money in my hands more often. Two... I can watch my money grow while I'm having fun with it. Three... You can always come and see me whenever you wanna blow a hundred bucks!"

Babe, this is so cute for all the cheap buggers (husbands) out there...LOL...
hugs,
flo


FrankPicasso 53M

8/19/2006 1:52 pm

Excellent, Pheonix. Suddenly, inflation doesn't seem all that bad anymore. Great post!


MaggiesWishes 61F

8/20/2006 8:47 pm

Kewl Post!
Actually saw the play "Mama Mia" last May here in Orlando. It was a "treat" for me and I soooooo enjoyed it! No one should miss this one for comedy and ABBA, of course!

*snickers* Blowing a hundred bucks ... I can divide into that twice and have you come out feeling like you spent a million It's a ponder, I know

warm huggies 2ya'll
sorry it took me so long to get here


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