I love it! I'm almost like this! Lol.  

Peche85 32F
828 posts
8/16/2006 9:49 pm

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8/19/2006 10:45 pm

I love it! I'm almost like this! Lol.

Omigod this is too funny! I don't know if its been around forever and I'm that last person to hear it, but its hilarious!

*Sing it to the tune of Backstreet Boys - I want it that way.* I got it from a Geoff Ellis site.

The e bay song
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on e Bay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on e Bay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on e Bay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on e Bay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on e Bay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on e Bay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
8/19/2006 4:32 pm

I heard this song and watched this video on a website called StupidVideos or something

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