The M&M Factor!  

PassionateBeat 45M
156 posts
10/1/2005 4:39 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The M&M Factor!

"I have found this article and found thought i should share with all the bloggers... Here it is"

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointer, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd.

Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.,Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 USA, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one...

"LOL That cracked me up!"

PassionateBeat


__Huntress__ 56M/59F

10/1/2005 5:45 am

PB ... this is just too darned funny ... a great way to start my morning ... smiles !


PassionateBeat 45M

10/1/2005 6:25 am

--Huntress7878--
Well Huntress, if I can make your day start with a smile then mine is made...



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femme872 30F

10/1/2005 8:56 pm

Next time i buy a pack of M&Ms , i'll be sure to try that out and find the superior M&M.


PassionateBeat 45M

10/2/2005 2:51 am

--i_heart_cock2--
LOL when ever I buy M&Ms I usually eat them slowly, letting the candy shell melt in my mouth and then letting the chocolate desolve. What I like even more is when the M&Ms are almond centered. then I usually suck and lick all the chocolat off the almond before crunching down

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PassionateBeat 45M

10/2/2005 2:54 am

--femme872--
I too shall have M&M duels next time I buy some.. after all, there can only be one. I will also probably name the winning M&M Doncan McLoud LOL

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DCEbony
1586 posts
10/2/2005 5:02 pm

PassionateBeat -

That is a great article.

I'm a Smarties girl myself, so maybe there is candy to be had if I conduct a similar experiment.

(I don't eat the red ones last. I save the pink ones for dessert. LO


PassionateBeat 45M

10/2/2005 8:48 pm

--DCEbony--
LOL it does sound like an interesting Idea... hmmmmmm Free candy

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