Never Shave Again!!!!  

PassionFriend 44M
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1/16/2006 8:01 pm

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Never Shave Again!!!!

I read something interesting the other day. It was just a short, side comment in an article about how chemical processes in the body work together in wierd ways, but it got me thinking. Apparently when a man thinks about sex he gets a jolt of testosterone which, among other things, promotes facial hair growth. So it goes to figure that if I don't ever think about sex I'll never have to shave! Well that's an interesting trade-off and I've been considering it. Shaving isn't exactly the best part of my day and in all honesty I'd rather not do it, but I do prefer the clean face to the hairy one. But until I read that comment I never knew that I could have my cake and eat it too! This is quite a revelation. I could go days, weeks even without shaving if I just never think about sex. That would save me so much time getting ready to go out in public and I'd save a chunk of change by not buying razors, blades, cream and lotion. Plus I'd still keep my boyish good looks! Ofcourse I wouldn't get to enjoy the rewards of possessing such natural beauty but like I said, it's a trade-off.

See if I don't think about sex life can be a whole lot simpler. I never would have to worry about impressing the ladies. I wouldn't have to care if I look good. I wouldn't have to lay down loads of cash to buy girls drinks nor would I have to worry about carrying a toothbrush with me every time I go drinking. There are a ton of advantages to this lifestyle.

Then I began to think about what else testosterone does in my body and what other things I could change by not ever thinking about sex. I'd probably lose muscle mass, but if I'm not trying to get laid why would that matter? In fact I'd have to avoid the gym completely. Working out not only produces testosterone seperately but it makes me think about sex, so lifting is out, for sure. I guess I'd also have to give up sports. I can get pretty upset watching competitions and that angst can also start that beard producing crap flowing into me. We can't have that. How can I watch the Steelers get obliterated by the Broncos this weekend and not feel the intensity and the passion that goes with playoff football? Besides, after a good football game all I want to do is fuck!

So this trade off isn't looking so good anymore. Still, with no testosterone creating facial hair I can hit the snooze button one more time every morning, and is there really any way to put a value on that luxury? Plus when my girlfriend strokes my face at night she won't complain about the stubble and she won't ever mind me sucking her tits because I'll never need a shave! Wait! I couldn't do any of that, that would be thinking about sex and there goes the whole salami, no pun intended. So not only would I lose the sucking of tits but the girlfriend would have to go too. Hmmm. . . .

It appears that simply not thinking about sex, ever, would demand more sacrifices than I was originally aware of. For one, I'd have to give up this blog - not that anyone would notice - because on the log-in page I would see hot women in hot poses every time I visit the site. In fact I'd have to give up the internet altogether. I wouldn't be able to send, receive or even check my e-mail without seeing some spam message titled "Hot Asian slut gets it hard from five guys," or "Dirty lesbos fuck with strap-ons for you." I couldn't even look at or or and not see the banner ads for whatever with some hot model featured prominetly. So is it still worth it? Sure, I can do without the internet, I lived without it my first twenty years before it existed so why do I need it now? I can take a notebook to the park or the mall on cold days and write what would then have to be called my journal. I could buy popcorn, feed the birds and watch the milfs walk by - shit, there goes that idea. There's gotta be a way! I'll still have cable television! But hold on there again, cable might not be the answer either. There are all those commercials, and BET and sports! Maybe I can rewire my television to only show me the Sci-fi Channel. By definition that is television for guys who never think about sex, and that would work 'cause I could watch all the reruns of The X-Files and Scully is hot! DAMN IT!!!

Geeesh!! Maybe this anti-testosterone thing isn't such a good idea after all. Is there any part of my life I could keep and not be promted to think about sex? I could become a priest, but we all know that doesn't help. Maybe I'll just lop my balls off, that would nip that testosterone stuff right in the bud - that pun was intended. Then I'd have a life free of sexual frustration and shaving.

Then again, on second thought, screw that! I'll see you guys tomorrow, right after I finish my shave. -- Joe

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/16/2006 8:39 pm

Don't you just hate decision making?

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
1/16/2006 10:28 pm

Too funny!!!

Great blog post!

If things were just that simple!!!....


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