WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?  

PRETTYPLAYPAL 43F
41 posts
8/17/2005 1:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?


went on a date the other night and oh my god!!!!!!!! Guy shows up and hes good lookn and very sweet. We were both kinda shy so we talked awhile and decided to go for a walk, so i take him out to the country. Were talking and sitting there and one thing leads to another and he takes his pants off. We really start to get into this and all of the sudden he jumps up and starts screaming! The poor boy got ate up alive by mosquitoes!!!!!!! He came over all hot to trot, put on to much after shave, smelt good, but the mosquitoes thought so to. lol
He left a big huge lump!!!!!!!!! So now i know if you ever take a city boy in the woods.........Ya better bring bug spray! lol
Probably shouldnt laugh, but............

tooshy1957 60M

8/18/2005 1:41 pm

A little skinny dipping might have soulved that problem?...


rm_wolfisheyes 45M

8/31/2005 5:57 pm

Deet tastes horrible! You should try Citronella Candles...they smell ok and keep most mozzies and gnats off!


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