Goddammit!  

OcelotScratch 49M
112 posts
6/14/2006 6:13 pm

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6/16/2006 8:21 pm

Goddammit!


I think my wife took the corkscrew along with the digital camera. I have these lovely bottles of wine sitting here, AND I CAN'T GET INTO THEM.

Fuck.

Update: I'm drinking Malibu and limeade. Not bad, but that Merlot is just sitting there. Looking at me. Laughing at me. Just you wait, Merlot, I'll have the last drink eventually!

meerkittykat 43F

6/14/2006 6:50 pm

OMG that would SO suck!!!!!

It's like having a vibrator on your nightstand...and you know you want it...cos it's gonna feel SO good...and everytime you reach for it, it gets further and further away!!!

Imma have nightmares tonight about these very things.


rm_katetonite 50F

6/14/2006 6:50 pm

yeah, and I'm too far away for you to get into as well.


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/14/2006 8:52 pm

Well, by the time it took you to type this blog entry you could have 1. gone to the grocery store and purchased a cheap-o cork screw just to get instant gratification
2. could have banged the side of the wine bottle and broke it
3. could have actually inserted a screw in the cork and got said vise grips, and pulled it out that a way! lol.

I personally, would have gone dumpster diving in the neighbor's trash to see if they had an old cork screw they were getting rid of! lol


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/14/2006 9:08 pm

Don't make me come down there, Kate.


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/14/2006 9:14 pm

Spunky,

The vice grips didn't work. I'm thinking of just knocking the neck off.


OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
6/14/2006 9:30 pm

Hey now, Miss Pretty Blue Eyes, if I wanted rational advice would I have made this a blog post? Hmmn?


rm_atta_girl 46F
219 posts
6/14/2006 9:48 pm

ATTA says uh oh. . . enjoy whatcha got


freetime648 53F

6/15/2006 2:37 am

Try a screw driver...preferrably a phillips head and go slowly....it has worked for me on an occassion or two...


xx FREETIME648 xx


OcelotScratch replies on 6/15/2006 10:01 am:
I have vodka, but no orange juice. So, no screwdrivers.

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/15/2006 7:57 am

Well, you come to my blog spouting stuff that makes sense! Its only fair I return said favor. Right? Besides, could you imagine actually putting a screw in there and pulling it out? Would be a pretty funny sight, especially if you were already drunk with the rum. lol.


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