Notbigbutwilling 50M
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9/3/2005 2:40 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


As many readers of this blog will now probably have guessed, I'm nuts!

Oh, yes, I freely admit that.

And you know what? I don't care!

I'm just going to be ME, although I admit, there are a few things I need to fix.

First, there's my ability to type first and think later. Not a little later, but two seconds after hitting the 'send' button later! Too Late, later!

Man, I wish I had a dollar for every stupid thing I've said, but posting them online won't make me rich, just hated.

It makes me look as full of it as, well as I look!

But as nobody ever meets me, and let's face it, who'd want to with some of the stuff I've written, I wonder if it really matters?

Given half a chance, I could probably prove myself to be a decent conversationalist. I may even be useful around the home - need a doorstopper anyone?

But who gives a rip? It reminds me of the line from the old song;

"Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms!"

And judging from some comments I've recieved, there are many out there who suggest I do just that!

Sorry everyone. I don't MEAN to offend.
I don't MEAN to come across as this years contender for the "Mr Dickhead of the Universe" contest.

I'll happily keep my mouth shut, my nose out of other people's business and my mind on the subject, if only someone would COMMUNICATE with me.

I'm not just a sex object. There are many other aspects to me that you can object to as well!

I'll just keep on being nutty old me, adjusting myself as I receive criticism. I just want to get along.

And at this rate, I'll be Mr. Perfect in no time!!

Many thanks to those who DO give constructive criticism and advice. You are rare, kind and wonderful and I appreciate it. I will try to improve.

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