Sir Smudge steps in for a bit.......  

Nightguy_1961 56M
3324 posts
4/16/2006 11:25 pm

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Sir Smudge steps in for a bit.......

Hey you silly humans!! Smudge here, or as NGs_lady calls me, "The fuzzy grey fat bastard" is here.

NG61 has had a rough weekend, even though it was his weekend off. First off, that squalling baby he calls Joshua came over to spend the night. Hey, I'm the cute one in this house. Needless to say, I spent most of my time hiding from the little fella. Babies tend to pull tails...need I say more?

I don't know what it is you humans call the IRS, but I do know that NG61 used the most colorful language I've heard him say in a long time when he finished doing something with them on the computer....heeheehee! Let's see if I understand this....you humans work all year, then someone comes in and says, "Give us your money!" Doesn't make sense to me, but hey, I'm a cat...much of what you humans do doesn't make sense to me.

Lady had to work Saturday, so my humans' weekend was screwed all to hell. I tried to curl up with both of them Saturday night, but something about massage oil, wine, and cuddling meant that I was thrown out of the bedroom. Go figure...

To be honest with all of you, I wish brain-dead stepson & his bubble-butt girlfriend would hit the road. They treat the House of Night like a friggin' boarding house. Hell, they don't even give me a treat!!! And I RULE this House!!! (Don't let NG61 or his lady know I said that!!!) Once, braindead tried to f*ck with me, but I got even. I waited until he was trimming the growth he calls a moustache, then I bit him on the ankle. SWOOSH!!! Instant half a moustache!!! See if he messes with the Dominant cat anymore....

I worry about the bearded one...he's the only one who seems to care about this fuzzy ass of mine. He gets so down on himself; sometimes, I have to bite him on the hand to get his attention. I just wish he could shake his doubts, you know?

Anyway, that's all for now. I better get off of here before either NG61 or lady find me and do something drastic. Hell, they had my claws and my balls removed...I ain't got much more to give up!!!!

You silly humans take care of yourselves and remember to pet a cat once in awhile...or we'll really screw up your bed.

Sir Smudge, the Dominant Cat....waiting for a crunchy treat



papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/17/2006 5:19 am

i would love to know what my cats think of there lives


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:11 pm:
papy,

Smudge says "Hey, more tummy scratches and more treats!! That's what most cats think!"

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
4/17/2006 6:46 am

*gives Smudge a sad smile* I could use a cat right now.... *sniffle*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:16 pm:
*Smudge jumps up in PK's lap...nuzzles her chin"Darlin'...just say the word!"

libgemOH 57M/53F

4/17/2006 6:50 am

Sounds like a very wise cat!! -B


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:17 pm:
A wiseass cat is more like it, B

Fox4aKnight1 44F

4/17/2006 6:59 am

LOL .......well its good to hear that Night seems to have had a somewhwat good weekend with his Lady....... and then truely a pain in the butt about the IRS sorry Night I was out this sunday with most of my family including an aunt from Ohio and we all went to my sisters Lake house whyich I then proceded to eat burnt hot dogs and a ham and cheese sandwich and lay out on the dock and turn myself into a human french fry. LOL As a matter of fact I was so burnt and the fatiuge from both the sun and playing with two rottwillers was so bad I acually had to go by a fellow friend and AFFers house just so he could give me a shower/bath and then put that Aloe and ice all over my sunburn. He was kind enough to even wash my long hair for me as well. I also when I was at the lake went out on a wave runner with my sister and both our life jackets were a bit small not being made for women with breasts LOL .....and I almost got thrown off the wave runner a few times cause I made my sister laugh so hard that she keft partly losing control of the steering so she claims *sigh* ....I swear she hit ever wake she could find out there but I have to admit it was fun. LOL I even had the honor if you can call it that of having my feet sat on by jackson my sisters full blooded Rotti to where I couldn't move my feet and the dingbat dog wouldn't move LOL needless to say that even if I was worn out and tired as all get out I had a great time Friday and Saterday was a bummer. hugsssssssssss and hope your Sunday was as nice.

Kelli


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:17 pm:
Kelli,

Glad to hear that you had a great weekend

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
4/17/2006 1:36 pm

Cats eye view...was delightful indeed! i think i would give that one a can of tuna instead of a lil ol measley cat treat... *pets cat, Hugs to Ng and lady* *grins*


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:19 pm:
Shhhhhhhh

The fuzzy bastard is spoiled enough as is....and you're talking about tuna...sheeesh LOL

wickedeasy 68F  
30939 posts
4/17/2006 3:34 pm

smiles and thinks how much SS will hate me when i visit -

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:20 pm:
wicked,

No...he'll just lay on you and say, "Gotta love me, I'm so cute!!!"

NSAAddict 43F

4/17/2006 7:00 pm

A warm petting session and some fishy treats for you Sir Smudge. Don't let the bearded one get down on himself too much


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:20 pm:
Smudge asks:"Okay, who's the petting session for, me or NG61?"

caressmewell 54F

4/17/2006 7:49 pm

Cats...they know how you feel but don't care.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/17/2006 10:24 pm:
caress,

True story: When my son left after a Christmas visit with his wife and baby, lady & I went home. I was miserable that he was leaving so soon. I was sitting on the bed and it got to be too much and the tears started flowing down my face. Suddenly, I felt something nuzzle against my hand. I looked down and Smudge was crawling in my lap, looking up at me as if to say "Hey, it's okay. Don't let it get you down."

I think that animals sense when we are disturbed and some try to help

HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

4/18/2006 12:19 am

Sir Smudge should meet my Lady Sofia. Sofia is the ruler of my house!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/18/2006 1:33 am:
Sir Smudge sez,"Wouldn't do me any good..got no balls!!!"

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
4/18/2006 9:00 am

Heeeere kitty, kitty... nice Smudge, come and get a snuggle.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/18/2006 4:36 pm:
*Smudge gets a running start and jumps into PK's lap and sez* "Hiya darlin'" *snugglesnuggle*

rm_DarkenMist 106F

4/19/2006 11:07 am

I do love the adventurous Smudge. He seems wise and warm and loveable. *pets Smudge giving him a toy and some treats then gives Nightguy and His lady a bottle of their favorite wine and a hug to both* enjoy life no matter what it deals you.the brightest blessings to both.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/19/2006 7:08 pm:
He's a pain in the ass....let's see what you think of him after he jumps on YOUR chest, all 18 lbs of him, asking for treats LOL

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