Shall we play a game?  

Nightguy_1961 56M
3324 posts
6/2/2006 1:55 am

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Shall we play a game?

Now I think I've seen almost everything....

I learned to play the game of chess when I was about eight years old. I've played off and on since then, especially when I was in the service...hey, had to do something while on a cruise.

When the computer versions came out, I tried them. Playing against a computer has it's ups & downs: you can't bluff a computer like you can a human player, but the computer will play in a predictable pattern....sometimes.

A few years ago, there was a pc chess game called BattleChess, in which the pieces would actually fight!!! There was a Star Wars version of BattleChess....imagine Darth Vader as the Black King, light saber at the get the picture.

But now......oh this is too funny....

There is a pc chess game called LoveChess....where the pieces f*ck!!!! I'm not kidding!!! One side is female, the other male. If a male piece captures an opposing piece, they make love....hell, they knock boots before the captured piece leaves the board.

So......who wants to play?


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
6/2/2006 2:47 am

It's A.F.F. chess!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/2/2006 3:12 am: beats strip chess....took too long to play

BaronessK 53F

6/2/2006 2:58 am

Oh, my stars and heavens above, NG...I LUV chess!

P.S. I think, per your 'barter' on mzhuny's recent blog posting, I'd be out of my depth...but it does give me quite a night dreaming wandering to ponder upon....

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/2/2006 3:14 am:

Welcome to the Fortress.....this new pc game might make me take up the game again.....

As to the barter.....well......who knows? You're the only one who's taken me up on it....thanks....that means something....

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
6/2/2006 3:14 am

LMAO too funny!!!!!!!

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:43 am:

Ain't it though?

fancy_for_you 41F
3014 posts
6/2/2006 3:39 am

Hummmmmmmm interesting very very interesting. I have always wanted to learn to play chess but never could make myself practice. This however could make me really try. Then again would it be a fair game if I kept moving my pieces into positions to be captured and F**ked? Lol. Sorry gotta get my excitement where I can lately.

Now just to find someone patient enough to try to teach me the game. Hummmm any volunteers?



Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:44 am:

I've been told I'm very patient.....interested?

libgemOH 57M/53F

6/2/2006 3:40 am

And to think, I loved chess before, sounds like I'd love it even more playing that!! -B

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:45 am:
Sure beats strip Monopoly.....

rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
6/2/2006 4:35 am

Hmmmm, never got into the game of chess, but with a game like LoveChess, who knows!

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:47 am:

You could always put a spin on the game...for instance, so many spanks with a paddle for every piece you let get captured.....?

Just a thought, mind you......

NSAAddict 43F

6/2/2006 5:24 am

That is awesome NG, thanks for the tip!

(...running to best Buy for some LoveChess

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:48 am:
Google it, NSA....I believe it's only available online...

*would be willing to challenge NSA to a game...if only she wears that skirt.....*

BaronessK 53F

6/2/2006 5:25 am

I took a Grand Master to a draw; he's still ticked about it to this day {and it was when I was more than half the age I am now}. He kept muttering something about playing a game of strategy with no strategy, and how can that be strategy? {Well, it got HIM to a 'draw', so does it me? }.

As for the barren bartering, darlin', you have...hmmmm, a strong cosmic force. There are those that couldn't handle it, and there are those of us who are slightly daunted that we would like handling it way, far too much....

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:50 am:
When I first started playing, I had the 'slash & burn' style of play....then, I developed some strategies when I played while at sea...

Now, my stepson says he plays a good game...time to tear his soul apart...!!!!

BaronessK 53F

6/2/2006 5:28 am

OH! A piece...getting a piece? What kind of positions and...well, you know?!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:50 am:

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
6/2/2006 5:29 am

I want to play! Can I be the Queen?

BTW, where can I find this game?

Purry {=}


Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:51 am:

I do believe you could be anything you wanted to be....

Google it...I think it's only available online......

wickedeasy 68F  
31113 posts
6/2/2006 5:55 am

since i'm impatient and horny - make me a pawn

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:52 am:

I wish there was something I could do to help....*in a deep Southern baritone voice....*

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
6/2/2006 6:22 am

LMAO at wickedeasy's comment and that game sounds more fun if you loose...I guess I'd have a grand time at that game since I'm terrible at chess.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:53 am:
trouble is, I always play to win.....

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/2/2006 6:33 am

I don't know how to play!!!! Can I watch?

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:53 am:
Only if you bring the butter....for the, errrr....popcorn, yeah that's it.....

ButteryDelight 59F

6/2/2006 6:37 am

I 've never played chess. Guess I am too impatient. *shrugs. Your Star Wars chess does sound interesting as does The Wizards Chess on The Harry Potter movies. Still, if I was going to learn how to play chess it would be with Love Chess. Sounds like loosing would be as much fun as winning.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:54 am:
I am always up for a good matter what.....

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
6/2/2006 7:07 am

Kings pawn to K3 ...

Is there a way to play long distance?

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:56 am:
Qp to Q4

I'm not sure if it could be played long distance.....I'll check and find out, okay?

NGs_lady 65F
762 posts
6/2/2006 8:24 am

I do not play because no one ever taught me how. Sorry


NGs_lady / Lady Stee

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:56 am:
I would be happy to teach you....anything you wanted to know.....

HBowt2 60F

6/2/2006 9:48 am

I get the male queen being a queen.....but what is the female king....a kingette......

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:57 am:

I really don't know....the site I went to didn't go into details...sorry....

Partyinaskirt 52F
754 posts
6/2/2006 10:52 am

I would think I'd like to be a castle.
~been a while since my mote's been crossed, however, not a "rook"ie~

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:58 am:

That's not very punny......

rm_Bladesong 41F
476 posts
6/2/2006 11:32 am

That would be a really cool chess board

~It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved!

Be Good to those around you!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 2:58 am:
From what I saw of the screenshots, it looked pretty cool.....

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/2/2006 12:29 pm

Very cool! What next!? I've not played chess since I was a teenager and I was not all that good back then. Sounds like not being all that good could pay off in a nice way now!!! LOL!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 3:00 am:
What about if you lost, the penalty was an over the knee spanking....?

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
6/2/2006 3:38 pm

Sounds great, I don't play much Chess b/c I'm too impatient. But this sounds like my kind of game, nobody gets killed, and everybody gets {=}LeeAnn


Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 3:01 am:
Puts a whole new spin on the old saying, "Make love, not war" now doesn't it?

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
6/3/2006 12:31 am

I knew I should have taken that guy up on his offer to .... teach me chess....

~ angelic smile ~

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 3:01 am:
*wonders just how angelic that smile is.....*

BaronessK 53F

6/3/2006 1:19 am

When I the name, it said the game could actually be played online; when I get it, wanna play? {It also said it comes with ways to teach those who don't know how to play, plus some other features.}

Regarding the 'only one' offering, you need to go back to mzhuny's post about that -- I saw at least TWO OTHER ones, dear. Considering how few people responded to others' posts at all, that's like a Babe Ruth kind of baseball thing, ain't it?

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 3:02 am:
Thanks for the update...on both the game and the bartering.....if I could blush, I'd do it right now.....

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
6/3/2006 9:53 am

I have seen battle chess and played it but Love chess is a new one on me

*wanders off to see if this months issue of PCGamer came in the mail today*

Nightguy_1961 replies on 6/4/2006 3:03 am:
There are two with Ancient Greece and the newest one is Ancient Egypt....if that helps.....

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
6/4/2006 9:00 am

Qp to Q4

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