I'd love to ring this Belle  

Nightguy_1961 56M
3324 posts
5/23/2006 12:07 am

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5/25/2006 10:04 pm

I'd love to ring this Belle

I admit it...every now and then, we like to look at adult movies. But most times, my lady & I watch adult movies to laugh and make comments. Our biggest complaint: Why do most XXX movies tend to look like a visit to a gynecologist's office? I mean, really...I don't need a close up showing some guy's woodie going into 'final docking procedures'. Plus, it just looks bad when the actor has to play with himself to get it hard enough to put it in...and then has problems keeping it in.

Also, what is it with the money shot? Speaking as a guy, when I feel my orgasm approaching, I'm sure as hell not thinking, "Hey, let me pull it out and JACK OFF!" To be honest, I'm trying to damn near crawl in, it feels so good. But I digress...

Even most of the BDSM videos are boring...either they're trying to make it look like a Rob Zombie horror sex film or the actors in it look so bored, it'd be more fun watching the paint dry.

My lady & I prefer the soft core that is shown on cable. I guess we prefer that something be left to the imagination. But even then, we still laugh at some things shown...like boob jobs so bad, the surgeon should be horsewhipped. Or the fake orgasms...the girl is moaning & groaning, but her look says, "Pick up milk and the dry cleaning before heading home." And some of the positions they get into I know they're trying to avoid showing any thing explicit, but one position the couple was in was so strange....she must have been getting her pussy tickled by the hairs on his legs, cause her ass was nowhere near his crotch

But there is one of these cable shows that has caught my attention called Bedtime Stories. My lady had seen a couple of episodes, but didn't say anything until I got a chance to watch. When I saw it, my jaw dropped...not so much at the stories, but at the star of the show who plays Belle, a woman who helps people fulfill their fantasies.

The actress's name is Kim Dawson (see the photo above) and she's gorgeous! Her eyes are what stopped me cold. She has a natural body, which looks good...a presence that demands attention. But what really got my lady and I...when she's in a sex scene, either she's a good actress or she really gets off.

There have been scenes where Belle is masturbating while watching a couple making love...her expressions are so real!! In one scene where a guy was going down on her, my lady noticed how Belle's thighs were quivering...I noticed her stomach got that 'pre-orgasmic' quiver. My lady & I looked at each other and said, "Oh hell yeah!!! She's enjoying herself!!!"

Not much more to say about that...but I'd love to meet her one time...just one time!

NG61...thinking that being a 'Belle' ringer wouldn't be such a bad job

©NG61 2006



BlondieInOz 36F

5/23/2006 12:55 am

Honestly I've never seen an XXX movie but the idea of watching them as comedy appeals to me heaps

Thanks for that idea.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 2:24 am:
If you've seen one, you've just about seen them all...and if real life imitated XXX movies, men would die off; nobody can f*ck that much!!!

Thanks for your comment and welcome to the Fortress...

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
5/23/2006 1:04 am

see it and damn she is fine...and the stories are descent too. *wicked bad girl grins*


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 2:25 am:
chelle,

Yes the stories are good...I watch them for their *ahem* artistic value...yeah, that's it....

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/23/2006 2:52 am

i've not seen it but i do know what you mean about the real porn stuff,i giggle all the way through i,At least as you say with the soft stuff there is aleast a story line


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Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 5:05 am:
papy, I can just imagine you sitting there giggling, watching some porn actress getting the high, hard one....what would the Mother Superior think? tsk, tsk, tsk....




HBowt2 60F

5/23/2006 4:35 am

we don't have it here.....*getting cheeky here*.....perhaps you could record some for me and then i'd be able to comment......


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 5:06 am:


Better yet, come over here to the colonies and watch it with my lady and I

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/23/2006 4:36 am

I've never seen this one....is it on a Pay station? But I have to agree with you about the porn movies. I think most of them are funnier than they are a turn on. First of all...the men....now, come on, admit it....they are "bigger" than life for the most part. And then the positions that they get into.....good for camera angle..but I can't imagine that some of them are very good for an orgasm. And I also have to agree with you....when my man and I are nearing that point where we might orgasm together...the last thing I'd want him to do would be to pull it out and jack off all over me!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 5:09 am:
angel, it's on cinemax or hbo, I forget which....

You're right about the porn movies...but I still can't get over how 'limp' some of these guys are....LOL

I mean, maybe it's because they do 'it' all the time, but if I've got Jenna Jamison, for example, laying there waiting for me...well, let's just say Old Glory won't be at half staff...comprende?

And common curtesy won't let me tell you what my lady said she'd do to me if I did a money shot on her....let's just say it involved pinking shears, okay

rm_Melciber 63M
214 posts
5/23/2006 4:44 am

Thanks NightGuy - laughed all the way through - and I like your sense of taste too.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:36 am:
Glad you enjoyed it....

NGs_lady 65F
762 posts
5/23/2006 5:46 am

Well I am glad to see I have shown you something you enjoy so much.

Hugs and love

NGs_lady


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 6:49 am:
My lady...there's a lot that you've shown me that I enjoy immensely...don't you forget that *hugs*

HBowt2 60F

5/23/2006 6:06 am

Better yet, come over here to the colonies and watch it with my lady and I .....Virginia I see.....well I just might....


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 6:49 am:

ohcurious14 60M  
1684 posts
5/23/2006 6:39 am

Somewhere, someplace, sometime when you least expect it a pretty lady will walk up to you and say hi i'm Kim Dawson, follow me, your on This is your fantasy.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:37 am:
Oh yeah, as if.......

MaggiesWishes 61F

5/23/2006 7:23 am

I love that illusive illusion that soft erotica lends to the imagination.
Original Sin ... gave me the "wetland" all too quick. Very erotic scene of hot passions.
Hardcore is just too blatantly screwy. Why pull out? The male isn't even using protection, for geeze o'pete sakes! ANd so mechanical predictable too. Oh, well. It is funny to say the least, but not a learning tool I'd recommend.

I've seen the "Bedtime Stories" and it is quiet the show
Warm huggies 2ya both


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:40 am:
The wetland?? sounds interesting

To be honest, the guys are using protection...it's just that the condoms are so thin....and they pull them off for the money shot...

You're right about not being a good learning tool....

Glad you like Bedtime Stories as well.....

Warm huggles to you as well....

SacredStarDance

5/23/2006 8:01 am

I love soft porn but latly its all so boring and yes fake.. I want some el'natural looking bodys.. so thanks for the heads up on "Bedtime Stories" will check it out

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Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:41 am:
Anytime, MRSMUFF....

Nothing wrong with head.....err, heads up I mean

rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
5/23/2006 8:14 am

A very pretty girl i must add,, i have caught a few of the shows.. and well, in my recent (ummm..well).. height of arousal.. it's been a show stopping experience.. You are right... i do believe she is actually enjoying herself!

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:42 am:
I've watched the show a few times...other than Belle, there was one other girl on there who caught my attention and held it...characters name was Juliet.....natural girl with curves in all the right places....

Thanks.....

wickedeasy 68F  
31320 posts
5/23/2006 8:26 am

grins - and a warning

do NOT tape yourself - or if you do, do NOT look at the tape

even if you think you are in the throes of passion and must look amazing - trust me here - you don't

shudders and who knew i had a mole there????????????//

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 10:44 am:
Don't worry darlin'....ain't never gonna happen with this lanky sonuvagun...

*wonders where exactly that mole is at......*

MaggiesWishes 61F

5/23/2006 11:19 am

I've not seen the new porn of this era. Not any one thing of it. I just remember that ONE oldie and it wasn't even Debbie Does Dallas or Deep Throat. I got gipped!
Well, good that they have updated something on those porns movies


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 11:47 am:
Maggie,

But nothing beats the real thing, you know what I'm saying?

Why watch a movie when you can be your own star?


digdug41 50M

5/23/2006 7:51 pm

shhhhit I'd like to ring her belle too...twice!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/23/2006 8:17 pm:
I tell you, she's something else!!!

Thanks for the comment...and welcome to the Fortress...

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/24/2006 7:43 am

Ooooh, do you have it on video? I'm so sick of the regular porn I no longer bother with it, and I realy need something to help me along while I wait for September...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/24/2006 10:52 pm:
PK,

Sorry, it is only on the cable channels, though who knows? There might be some out there on video/dvd. The shows were originally aired in '03 - '04

ButteryDelight 59F

5/25/2006 5:04 pm

I have watched 2 porn movies. The first one was so boring that I ended up falling asleep before the movie ended. The second one cracked me and hubby up as we laughed all the way through the fake orgasams and really funny contortions.

I've never watched Bedtime Stories but after reading your comments will give it a try..*grins.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/25/2006 10:05 pm:
Well, I have to admit...I've watched more than two...but you haven't missed much, trust me....

Thanks....

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