Answering the Challenge  

Nightguy_1961 56M
3324 posts
7/5/2006 9:33 am

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7/28/2006 2:26 pm

Answering the Challenge

I was offerred a challenge by TheCliticals, to go answer Challeng To All Male Members.

They are interested in seeing what kind of dick pic I would put on my blog.

So here's my entry....a casually dressed Dick beside the jukebox.

I figured my dick pic of Cheney or Nixon would cause a firestorm...


I can't refuse a challenge, but I also have to be my smartass self...

Okay...enough silliness, y'all


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/5/2006 9:45 am

Oh you are a wise on NG61!!!!!


Purry {=}


Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:55 am:
Thank you, it an inspired play on words....

VCF1962 106F

7/5/2006 9:58 am

Good for you not running with the crowd !

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:56 am:
I made a promise to my penis pics!!!, period

I tend to walk my own path...


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/5/2006 10:00 am

I like my dicks casually dressed too funny...

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:57 am:
Thanks Saint....glad I could make you laugh....great picture btw....

NSAAddict 43F

7/5/2006 10:10 am

great one NG

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:57 am:
Thank you, thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week, try the veal....

glidecc 43M  
1215 posts
7/5/2006 11:00 am

I don't want to sound gay or anything but... WOW, nice Dick!!!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:58 am:

Thanks, and that didn't sound gay at all...

Welcome to the Fortress....

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/5/2006 11:25 am

*swoons* Huny, you can ROCK 'ROUND MY CLOCK anytime!

Yeah, I think you're good like that! *giggles*

warm huggies 2ya, Dark One

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 2:59 am:
Thank you, Bright One, I try...

You know, I could see you on Bandstand dancing....yep, I sure can...

timeforfun219 43M/43F  
2155 posts
7/5/2006 11:35 am

That was fabulous.. you definitely have that rare sense of humor!!

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:01 am:
Thank you...I don't think the two young ladies share my sense of humour...oh well, too bad...they eliminated my entry...

Thanks again and welcome to the Fortress....

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

7/5/2006 11:50 am

Nice choice. Guess they didn't get specific enough. If you ever change your profile pic, I'd miss that handsome face.

We'll leave the light on for you.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:02 am:
They were specific, I was being a bit of a smartass...

If I knew how to blush, I'd be blushing over your compliments; thanks....

silverbreeze2 66F

7/5/2006 12:49 pm

LMAO Great Choice!!!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:02 am:
Thank you

adbacula 38M

7/5/2006 1:37 pm


But... I'm not so sure how wise it is to say, "I can't refuse a challenge". I'm sure some people could have some fun with that. Of course, I wouldn't be so cruel, but I thought I'd throw that out there anyway.

Cheers and good luck!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:03 am:
Hey, life is a challenge...and remember, no one gets out alive.

might as well have some fun, though, while we're here, right?


twoofusincbus 55M/51F
75 posts
7/5/2006 2:14 pm

Hmmm. That's pretty big, as Dicks go...

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:03 am:
and old, too.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/5/2006 2:43 pm

I love this! You are just too smart! And good for you standing your ground!!!!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:05 am:
Thank you, angel....

I just wish the young ladies saw the humour behind this....I think they're very lovely, even though I'm old enough to be their....uncle, yeah that's it, uncle...

TonyPlays 65M

7/5/2006 3:00 pm

I met Dick once. He was very nice. (I'm talking about Dick Clark).

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:06 am:
Well, I couldn't find a good picture of Dick Van Dyke, and I met him once...same thing, very nice man....

curiousinlorain7 60F

7/5/2006 3:04 pm

    Quoting glidecc:
    I don't want to sound gay or anything but... WOW, nice Dick!!!
If there is a contest for funniest comments I think this one gets my vote!!!! Nightguy you can post a dick pic on my blog's the only one i've seen i can appreciate

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:07 am:
I think so, was great.

Thank you for the compliment...I figured I'd get a bunch of groans and moans for this, but surprise, surprise...


spacecadet561 61M

7/5/2006 3:07 pm

Verry interrresting.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:07 am:
Yes, isn't it?

HBowt2 60F

7/5/2006 3:34 pm

such a smart dick!!!!!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:08 am:
At least you didn't say 'dickhead'....

mysticdreamangel 62F
2759 posts
7/5/2006 3:47 pm

I'm sure it is not what they expected but if I could vote you would win hands down!

As she giggles through her dinner...


Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:09 am:
Glad I could give you a laugh...

I don't know how the winner will be determined or even what the prize is...

there could be a 'write in' campaign....hint hint hint


GermanGirl_000 64F

7/5/2006 4:00 pm

I love your sense of humor!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:09 am:
Thank you....or rather danke

sexyariesgirl 59F

7/5/2006 4:07 pm

LMAO!!!!!! I love it!

Power To FOK

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:10 am:
Glad you liked it....Thanks...

MorganLeFaye1978 40F
110 posts
7/5/2006 4:21 pm

Oh NG I just love how your mind works.

Great pic. I just love that dick.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:11 am:
Believe it or not, I got the idea from watching WWE last week...Triple H was doing a play on words, talking about how the boss liked 'dicks'...dick cheney, dick van dyke, yadayadayada...

cuteNEway 42F

7/5/2006 4:44 pm

OK I am truly LOL here. My fam is looking at me funny yet again. LOVE it you have a lovely sense of humor!!

tee hee

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:12 am:
Hey, my family looks at me funny ALL the time...

Glad you enjoyed it, thanks....

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
7/5/2006 5:16 pm

ROFL now even I wouldn't have thought of that. *hats off*

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:13 am:
Oh come had it cross your mind...tell the truth!!!

BaronessK 53F

7/5/2006 5:39 pm

I would have taken you for a Rowan and Martin fan, for some reason...ah, well....

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:13 am:

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/5/2006 5:46 pm

Thank you for not posting Cheney.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/5/2006 6:22 pm:
Well, I knew if I did, somebody might hit me with a 'left' hook

Thanks, my friend....

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
7/5/2006 7:12 pm

I like that your dick is nice and tall and perfectly groomed.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:15 am:

Now that's funny!!! Thanks...

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
7/5/2006 7:31 pm

Great pic, dick! Very Clever my friend.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:16 am:
After reading your post about size, I thought, "Talk about timing"

Glad you liked it, my friend....

Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/6/2006 1:56 am

LOL hun thanks that gave me a smile


Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:18 am:
Thanks Kelli,

Glad to make you smile...

mycin62 55F

7/6/2006 3:00 am

Hmmmmmm, what about Dick Van Dyke?

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/6/2006 3:18 am:
I couldn't find a good picture of him....but he did cross my mind.

Thanks....nice picture btw....whew!

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/6/2006 3:19 am

Well, you certainly win ... hands down!
Just goes to show, you can't keep a good "Dick" down *Dick Clark*
Got to have "humor" when you pick a "dick" *Dick Van Dyke style*

OK, it's my before medication humor in the AM. What can I say?

Ya'll take ya time ... I'm not going anywhere quick, ya know
warm huggies 2ya, Dark One

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/7/2006 3:14 am:
Bright One,

Take your're getting a-dick-ted to the jokes

Talk to you later....

libgemOH 57M/53F

7/6/2006 4:40 am

Ya took em up on the challenge!! -B {=}

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/7/2006 3:15 am:

Yes I did...wasn't going to let my dick get knocked in the dirt



VTLakesideVixen 61F
458 posts
7/6/2006 8:04 am

It seems like it's all been said here already NG--but just let me add one more vote to those who said "way to go" for sticking to your morals--and yes, you can have morals even on an adult site!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/7/2006 3:16 am:

As I told the ladies who put out the challenge, I made a promise, to myself and my lady, that I wouldn't post a dick pic...

At least the two ladies thought it was humorous...


ButteryDelight 59F

7/6/2006 10:04 am

Great pun and quite a refreshing change from the other dicks on this site.This just goes to show ya.. that you can't keep a good dick( clark) down

Buttery Delight

Nightguy_1961 replies on 7/7/2006 3:17 am:
Thanks, BD

MissATenderTiger 106F

10/11/2006 5:50 pm


so funny.

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