The Value of Chocolate!  

NiceGuyMush 48M
111 posts
6/15/2006 1:40 pm

Last Read:
8/2/2006 2:31 pm

The Value of Chocolate!

Sorry to post another funny - ladies and gents, but between the flu which I am dealing with for the 3rd time in six weeks and a busy week at work, I don't have time for much else.

That said this is very good!

For the girls... and the men who live with them...

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate

COLOR red]DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: What did I do wrong?

SAFEST: Here's fifty Quid.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff........And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

And another thing.......

Final Tale

My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds........

Here have some chocolate!

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/15/2006 4:32 pm

(quietly sneaks in and makes a comment)

that was very funny!!! Good one!

(and I quietly slip away before a female slaps me. )


penelope472 60F

6/20/2006 4:52 am

just gimme the chocolate!!!

sassyangel2006 53F

6/21/2006 12:28 am

where the hells the chocolate???...dairy milk, or whittakers orange and chocolate, or...ghana 72% dark chocolate for me!

can i lick your fingers too!

rm_FineFella4u 67M

6/25/2006 1:03 am

Don't apologies for posting another funny, they can make my day, even if I'm a day or two late.

My next shopping list will contain chocolate. I'm gonna go with Sassy's suggestions; I hope your right girl.

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