How to get fucked at Adult Friend Finder  

NiceGuy6762 67M
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1/21/2006 2:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to get fucked at Adult Friend Finder

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Highlight your listing. This achieves absolutely nothing, except to empty your wallet.

The more you spend, the more you get fucked!

After searching through my state for my listing, I found innactive members before I found mine. I gave up looking for my listing when the result turned in the 2000th.

This place is a hoax. I made a foolish mistake by signing up here. I'll not be a fool and stay.

It finally occcured to me, that the only comfort here is finding out that you're not the only one stupid enough to sign up for this crap. Then it occured to me that the only people that will contact me, are stupid people too!

Lets face it. Everybody enjoys sex. This is too shallow a reason to get together with anyone. And hey! Monkeys like sex! Dogs like sex! I don't hook up with monkeys or dogs, and I've seen a lot of profiles where people act like dogs or apes.

Take the stupidity test! Do you have auto-renew on? If you do, you're really stupid.

I got fucked here! So did you. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Mood: Oh well! (not offered in choices)

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