Hot fuckers need not apply here  

NawtieBBWwantsit 46F
99 posts
3/24/2006 8:15 pm
Hot fuckers need not apply here

If you send me a picture that makes you look like you walked straight off the pages of GQ, expect to get this. One hot fucker did. SLLLLUUURRRRPPP!!

(Hey there are just as many FAKE men online as there are women, and I frankly dont have time for the bs)

Well I am honored to receive not 1 but 2 emails from a hunk such as yourself. Really. I am. Amazingly so, I'm sitting here trying not to drown in my own drool.

However, You came at the wrong time of the year for me. Happy birthday to me. You naked on my bed with a red bow on top of your head would be a GREAT present No doubt.

Yet at the present time, I already have a guy for the "make me feel like an idiot" slot. He's too good looking like you, only difference is, me and him have history, and your my fantasy. You have to stay there.

I'm sure lots and lots and LOTS of women want to fuck you.

Good luck and wrap it up and quit emailing me.
Before I turn into a complete retard.

I think i'm funny so shudup

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