Great......I've been.....TAGGED!  

MzAdina 38F
25 posts
3/27/2006 1:20 am

Last Read:
3/30/2006 9:33 am

Great......I've been.....TAGGED!

For some strange reason, I did expect a certain level of maturity when I arrived on AdultFriendFinder. Why, I don't know. I receive at least 10 pictures of dicks in my mailbox everyday and I consider that normal. The funniest part is meeting someone and trying to piece together the face and the penises. It's hilarious...."Oh, Hi (person x). Um, could you please pull out your shit. You know, just to make sure you're who you say you are."

But anyways, back to the friggin' TAGGING.

And don't worry about me trying to tag you.
(Just read on!)

Strange Shit No One Knows About Me (except those chosen few) Until Now:

1. I do not love nor care for HUGE dicks.

Yeah I know I fucking winked at the mutha fucka! However... construction workers, sanitation workers, delivery drivers wink at me too! Take it as a compliment and keep on truckin'! Ha!

2. I curse like a fuckin' one-legged drunk pirate. Who has to take a fuckin' piss.

3. I've never had an Orgasm. Maybe that's because of point mutha fuckin' One.

4. I dig computer geeks. Unless they fall into category mutha fuckin' One. And believe me there's quite a few.

5. I'm very picky about men. I'm Busy and Bitchy.

6. I go down smooth, but never bitter.

7. I didn't do chain letters in school and I'm not about to start doing them now on the Mutha Fuckin' Freaky-Naughty Website! The Bullshit has got to end somewhere!

I would say I hope no one was offended by reading this but you had to go past 4 sets of titties, 3 shaved pussies, 2 HUGE dicks, and a Mutha Fuckin' partridge in a pear tree to get to this MUTHA FUCKA!

(No HUGE dicks were harmed during the writing of this blog. Honest.)

I am now crossing my fingers, arms, legs, eyes and spraying myself with an inpenetrable NOT IT force field. For Infinity x Infinity + Infinity.
Please do no tag me or anyone who visits.

Things will be back to normal or sumthin' next post.

Once again,
Thanx for reading when you could be screwin'.

BewareOfTheDuck 40M

3/27/2006 2:56 am

Once I got a picture of some guy lying on the floor in front of his wife's laundry with a finger in his ass.

Also, #3? Poor you!

markw02 52M
211 posts
3/30/2006 1:51 am

I thought it was just me, but not really feeling this tag thing either...

LMAO @ inpenetrable NOT IT force field

MzAdina 38F

3/30/2006 9:33 am

I just figured since we were going all junior high, why not take it all the way "Old School."

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