Hopelessly heterosexual-By Peter Alsop  

Mysterylady1961 56F
33 posts
6/2/2006 4:13 pm

Last Read:
6/3/2006 1:42 am

Hopelessly heterosexual-By Peter Alsop

I惴 hopelessly heterosexual
I guess I惴 kinda slow

Thats the only way I know
I惴 hopelessly heterosexual
I惴 stuck with being straight
So man-to-man I惻l ask you
Not to ask me for a date.
When Im with you I am happy
When you愉e with me you愉e gay
I love you like a brother
But not the other way!
Now I惴 not scared to try it
But its not my cup of tea
I never even thought of it
Til you brought it up to me
And now that I consider it
I悲 rather stay repressed
Cause I don愒 feel excited at
The thought of you undressed!
I`m hopelessly heterosexual
And I hate to be a bore
But I悲 rather watch the superbowl
Than sit here and explore!
I惴 flattered that you ask me
But that愀 the way things have to be
Cupid愀 kinda stupid
He hit you and missed me!
But since we愉e on the subject
And you know where I stand
What exactly do you do?
I guess you use your hand?
I mean,do you,how does,
What if,where will? From behind!!!
Oh well,I just, you know,
It was,(gulp!) NEVERMIND!!
芫m hopelessly heterosexual
And I don愒 mean to offend
So don愒 hold it against me
And I惻l be your friend
No,don愒 hold it against me
And please be my best friend.

Become a member to create a blog