It ain't all whining!!!  

Myhoneysrooster 69M
676 posts
6/12/2006 2:02 pm

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6/13/2006 4:24 pm

It ain't all whining!!!


Had a frost five days ago that killed all the flower and veggies that were outside, but thats ok because we love replanting them.

The skeeters are about to carry Honey away at the house but thats ok, they got to eat too [poor things.

Been raining for days now and can't ge the trucks into the yard to finish the cleanup but thats ok
its only gonna cost me afew grand extra. hey them guys got toeat too u know.

Haven't been laid in two week s but thats ok, they say moderation in things is the key.

Can't seem to get rid of this fat but thats ok. Its still chilly here so the insulation is nice to have.

Just talke dto Honey and she replanted all her flowers again. Then the moose came right behind her and ate them. But, thats ok cuz the moose got to eat and 150 bucks worth of flowers made them a nice snack. Poor things need nurishment.

See Sweetie it not all whining lol

phoenix639 50F

6/12/2006 2:08 pm

Yeah but you still find time for crap blonde jokes though.

Maybe you should feed these animals some Rooster...plenty of rump to share roflmao.

You asked for that big man.

Oh am i in for a hard time now lmao.


Myhoneysrooster 69M
882 posts
6/12/2006 2:37 pm

Well now young Lady,
I got some really fine Blonde jokes coming your way soon. Stay tuned.lol

A hard time is not what I would like to give you.


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
6/12/2006 2:41 pm

do moose eat hay?? maybe put some hay out around the perimeter of the property for them and they will leave Honey's flowers alone.. i imagine you can buy a lot of hay for $150.. or make them eat blueberries...

if i ever get hold of you you will want that padding for the pounding you will get..

give pause for a minute to the poor bastards that haven't been laid in years!!!

sic the skeeters on the moose.. tell Honey to stop being so dang sweet..

mother nature does what she sees fit to do.. we must accommodate her..

isn't that better then whining Rooster darlin?


Virtue Alone Ennobles


phoenix639 50F

6/13/2006 9:42 am

Hey Big Man...i saw this & thought of you.

Lmao.

Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second bloke: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife I will a build new pool deck.

Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."

They continue fishing then realize the fourth bloke hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's the deal?"

Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" She said, "Wear sun-block."


Myhoneysrooster 69M
882 posts
6/13/2006 11:26 am

Sun Block it is. God could my pastey white body use some sun.
Face and arms are brown as hell and the rest is snow white covered in hair.


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
6/13/2006 1:58 pm

good one Phoe!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
6/13/2006 2:02 pm

mzhoney has a good idea...
since you have no hair and your Honey might be attached to hers, see if you can get "donations" from a hair salon..
maybe body hair works too... and we all know you can spare some of that!!!

smilin atcha!!


Virtue Alone Ennobles


phoenix639 50F

6/13/2006 2:56 pm

I could mail you some of my hair Rooster, that would keep a hoard of moose away. Is it a hoard of moose?


Myhoneysrooster 69M
882 posts
6/13/2006 4:24 pm

Boy open my big mouth and get both my feet shoved in it. lol

Hell next time Honey trims me, I'll save half a bushel of body hair and see if that works.

Maybe I should stop taking showers for a month or two to make sure it has a powerful smell to it. Ok Joke joke joke before I get nailed to the cross for it.


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