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I will be sharing true stories from LIFE, some from the magazine and other peoples life, not my life because I have no life, I'll be askin for advise on input and certain topics that exist only in my mind will be disgust at lentgh, and who knows what elsie says!!!
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Wild Hot Monkey Love
Posted:Mar 26, 2006 11:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2006 4:27 am
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The only thing I like better than my can is Wild Hot Tantric Swinging through the Trees Monkey Luv!!
Now say I was your Monkey...
and you could train me to do anything you want
What would ya like this Monkey to do for ya?
The only rule is when I'm all done you got ta promise to Spank the Monkey!!!
Do Ya Promise?!!

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Snagged by the real one
Posted:Mar 25, 2006 11:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2006 4:29 am
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Picking on a woman ain't right.
Setting her up ain't right either.
The women on here who got all glory happy to see a good woman brought down to the ground oughtta be ashamed of your selves. Thought you women were supposed to stick together????

This blog was made to show you how easy it is for anybody to fool you even a real lover.

Every comment I put on his blog he deleted.
Then he said it was her. Like there can't be a man who knows how to treat a woman right. A real man don't air his shit in public. A real man don't blister a woman and blame her for what he brought on himself.

Thats why I'm the UnREalLover.
Cause you all got snagged by the real one.

The rest of you out there who claimed to be her friend oughtta be ashamed to.
You actually believe one person would go to all this trouble over him??? One person whose just trying to forget what happened to her on here???

You just sat there and let that faggot spin his lies and keep on hurting a real good girl with a heart of gold that got fooled by some cheap chump.
Not a damn one of ya got the balls enough to tell that prick that ain't the woman that showed herself on here!

Not a one of ya stood up for her. Thats what friends do. Thats what real men do. You all hurt her as much as he did.
I know most of ya real well.

I'm ashamed to know ya.

Go read this post. [post 284560]
Go right a bad wrong.
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Rappin UnREal Like
Posted:Mar 24, 2006 6:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2006 5:08 pm
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My buddy LANCE [blog A_Lotta_Lance]has something REAL to say to you.

Rappin UnReal Like

(chorus)
(yeah) Takin off my bucket
make you wanna fuck it(what)
When I untuck it
know your gonna suck it(grind)

Check this, Im one real bad mutha
Steppin on toes Im the UnREal Lover
All the honies be shakin it for me
you cant ignore me
Thats my story
I can take my nine
drop you on a dime
catch you fuckin with my rhyme
com pump this prime
Shorty she be trippin
Strappin and a kickin
She want the UnReal lickin

(chorus 2x)

I like playin dirty
I got the cheddar and the wordy
Bitch scared to face me
Snitches wanna erase me
come and chase me you cant ace me
Back it up here gonna drive it home
You know Im gonna touch it
make you moan
I"ll be snatching you dirty under the covers
You know your rich when you with the UnReal Lover

(chorus)
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CAN I just say
Posted:Mar 22, 2006 2:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 11:08 pm
2843 Views
Les talk about the CAN
This cans my best bud
I Luvs my can
We go everywere together
The only thing I luv more than my can is BUTT
I Luv BUTTs!! I just cant see em very well with this CAN on my head..
Im addicted to the can..I dont like to admit it but I am
I really really wood like to kick the habit
BUTT then I'd be kickin the bucket...and I ant ready to do that yet!!
This can was a cermional gift to me from the etchewhenImeetcha clan..when
I saved the vilage from a 3legged maneaten tiger with my bear hands..
Please don make me give up the CAN!!
Im nobody without my can!!
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Somebody bring me a hankie
Posted:Mar 21, 2006 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2006 2:42 pm
2944 Views
Oh LORD Help me Now!!!
We've got to cum together now and pray for my brother...you all know I gotta twin dontcha?... He's done gone and done it again..he's thinkin its all about him and it aint.. its all about me and my can..
When the shit hit the fan... I hit the can... only my head was too big fur it... I like that word fur... makes me want to pet somethin...
BUTT! I reapeat BUTT, nobodys confused but my bro... and I do luv him, I relly do...
He has to go and blow things way out of proportion, takin em the wrong way and such... but I understand... He wants my can, I know it... its that sibling revelry thingy... And my butt is much nicer!!!

But if he dont stop gettin so dangblastid angry I'm gonna have to reign him in with my meaty paws and give him a big ol what for on the what not!!!
And then I'll have start feelin bad about it and that'll make me cry...

So would Somebody PLEASE BRING ME A HANKIE SO MY CAN WONT RUST???

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Why I'm Here
Posted:Mar 21, 2006 11:15 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 11:09 pm
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Many have asked me what am I doing on this friendly site. So, I am going to tell all a yuz! Let me start by telling all a yuz what I’m am not here for:

I am not here to get laid....I am here to get band aids
I am not here to find dates....I am here to find Master Bates
I am not here looking for love....I am here looking for "wuv"
I am not here to game....I am here to make my name

However, I have been a squirt and been able to squirt others by being here. I am learning valuable lessons as I go, and I hope to avoid sqiurting anyone else. So, if you think you want to get to know me or get closer too me, you should buy an umbrella.

I will probably end up squirting you for one reason or another. There, I have given fair warning!

Now, can we all just get slap happy and spank the monkey???

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Don't take the Can off my head!!!
Posted:Mar 21, 2006 5:30 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2006 6:34 pm
3140 Views
hello my dearest ones! Were gonads to have so much fun!!We're going to play games like Hide and Seek...Here's how it works...I write a post...and you try to find it!!! NO PEEKING!!!

I can't wait to tell you about my newest discovery!!
Every juke joint i go to everybodys doing this... its called POOTER SHOOTERS!!
Nothin like gulping a shooter from somebodys pooter!!
Gives butthole surfing a new name!!!

Now, tell me, how many of you have ever heard of POOTER SHOOTERS?
How many of you have ever tried it?
How many of you want to try it with me?
I will gladly spread my cheeks and insert glass for all willing partisipants!!

and now my ode to my hottrotten sqeezetoy...

StunknFace-just a riddle
Like my butt?
ewwwwwwwwpewwwwww....Who cut the cheese whiz?!

There once was chica who
grazed this place
she went by the name of StunknFace
Somebody made her squirt and say
Why does bloggy play in the hay?

One day she ran off with Danny Glover
much to the chagrin of the UnReal Lover
What will she find when she eats the pear?
Will she spit?
Will she sprout hair?

Where is she now?
Where is she at?
I don't know
'Cause I'm so Phat!

Hoist the sails!
They may try to attack!
But this UnReal Lover will plug your sack
You might think this riddle is overdone
Just snoop around for a real weird one!!

URL~ ........earrrrrrlllllll......earrrrrllllll.............
phgttt!...gollum!.....golllum!...
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