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7/6/2006 8:15 pm

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8/31/2006 6:56 am

Dick Talk


There is no doubt in my mind that men and women speak completely different languages. Below I have written what is the appropriate translation that men make when faced with some statements I made:
What I said: I am not interested in younger men
What younger men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

What I said: I am not interested in married men
What married men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

What I said: I am not interested in having a one night stand
What men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

What I said: I hate bad spellers
What men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

What I said: Dumb turns me off
What men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

What I said: I am looking for something that makes sense
What men heard: I have a pussy, can you stick your dick in it.

oy!

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