April 18, 2006  

Muse35 49F
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4/18/2006 3:16 pm

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4/19/2006 4:43 pm

April 18, 2006


Why do people try to hide things? rehtorical question.... I have known my best friend going on 4 yrs...during which time I have come to know him pretty well. That being said he does have a few flaws .... the major one being he's a man (but damn I wouldn't have him any other way lol) Now the most recent event that makes me chuckle over how well I know him and can "read" others happened last night....here's how it went....
night before last he tells me he's going to Kamloops....i don't think much about it after all its his life he can do with it what he wants. However for the last couple of days he has been acting strangely.....(I think he's purposely doing this to see if my theory is true or not.) So he tells me this and I think nothing of it I ask him if we are on for our usually late night coffee before I go to work, he says sure. So last night comes along (oh and being the good friend I am I lend him my cell phone because he's on the high way driving an older vehicle) and it starts getting later and later and later. So by 8:30 pm having not heard from him all day I figure he's probably in some ditch, cop shop, down an embankment somewhere from Vernon to Kamloops. So I dial my number, when he picks up (lol) all I hear on the other end behind his voice is some women's voices, (now having said that its a GOOD thing a really good thing the poor man's not been laid in well over 8 months or more) and I ask him if we are still doing coffee to which he replies "yes" so not having him give me any other information I look at the clock and ask him if he has left kamloops yet (doubtful but it COULD happen) "no but he will call me when he does" well this just gibbles up my night, I can't go into town, I can't leave the house I am now tied down to being in one spot while he dithers his love rod. Back I go to doing what I was doing before. Phone rings at 9:15 says he's just leaving kamloops I say "ok meet me at the wal mart tim hortons" now knowing its going to take him a good hour or more this is pushing the envelope seeing as I have to be at work at 11 pm. When he eventually does show up (10:30pm he was going 130km/hr) I say to him, "who was she" (did he seriously think he could hide?) to which he replies "what do you mean?" so I give him a hard time during which time he is very curious how I know he went to see a woman.....(Gentlemen if you are cheating on your wife, let me tell you not much will escape a woman's knowning nature.) To which I eventually told him what it was that had tipped me off: 1) He was shaved (grooming is important we want to impress those that we take a liking to) 2) He was wearing a dress shirt (see #1) 3) He had put cologne on (see #1 again) and basically he had told a lie by omission. This is why honesty is so important!
Now....if fate would quit f*cking with me i'd be happy....all i gotta do is find a good hard throbbing cock to suck and i'll be happy! (thats not entirely true i have found one....i just can't get to it because of the obsticles fate places in my way)
So to fate I say "Hit me with your best shot, fire away" I'm ready for ya......

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/18/2006 4:38 pm

Men often find it a little scary how women seem to know what they are doing behind our backs.


Muse35 49F

4/19/2006 4:43 pm

lol no kidding......i just wish he would bone up and realize that i'm not as stupid as he thinks i am


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