If ye kin ha a wee dingly dangly  

MrsGreenhenky 38F
213 posts
7/3/2005 5:59 pm

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If ye kin ha a wee dingly dangly

Whiles ah like a big willy in ma pussy I kin knows tha mosta youse men ha a dingly dangly o about six inches.Dinni yese worry yees wee minds.Tha isa average fer yees ye kin .Aye as tha is when yees is a full mast an all.Souse ahh has found a few of ma fav positions ta help yees geet deep n ensure ye lassie kin be feelin yees.. Listen ta Mrs Green n shes will be beggin yees fer seconds..........

Ma positions

Heres I will shows yees four o ma fav positions that'll deepen yer peneetratione n ensure full stimulation.

1- The doggie (Wiv optional barking)
Ahh thinks we canni alls agree that this isa mother of all positions. Not only do yees geet full peneetratione, yees also geet ta scenic routey. Fer an even tighter feelin, open yees legs n ha ye mrs close hers, n geet her to arch her back n relax her head and shoulders on a pillow ye kin.

2- Ta snakey
Ha yeer mrs lies face-down on her stomach, legs straight out and closed.Yees kin then place yer dingly dangly just under her butt n spread yer legs on either side of her body, knees bent (keep your torso upright). Be careful nigh ta let yer weight drop on her like, n make your way inside. If yees likes, ye canni prop her arse up by putting a pillow under her hippys.(nigh yees mr dodgy man.pmsl)

Note: She may a first ha to open her legs souse ta let yees geet yer willy in.

3- Ta floppsy bunny ears
Fer ta flexibaly ladies.Ahh woulds lie onna ma back n bring ma knees ta me ears like.Holdin ma leggies geet him ta penetrate.Cose he can see ma growler n penetrate easy like he kin tha noo move in an out nicin deep.Ah thinks yees should also geet him ta hold yer butt under like an lift yees as yer man watches himsel thrusting.

4- The V-formation
As ahh lies on ma back, yees makes yer way inside me. Then, yees lift ma leggies inta air, hold ma ankles,n spread ma leggies apart, souse ye kin make a V. 'fter a while, yees rest ma leggiess on yer shoulders n finger ma clit whiles ye continues ta penetrate. Or, yees kin hold onta ma hips and slowly pump in n out.

Did yees all geddit? ahh will be testin yees laddies.Now I is of fer ma yearly shag wiv ma mister.
Ye kin nigh ha ta worry after all, wiv Mrs Green ta show yees a wee dingly nigh ha ta matter ye kin.


MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/3/2005 10:57 pm

Och mzhunyhole ahh hatta geet ta laddies in shape ye kin.I ha had ta like before.I likes yees bad girl blogie fer sure.

339fr7 36M
111 posts
7/4/2005 12:07 am

And what do you prefer when you find the big ones?

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/4/2005 9:10 am

ah makes sure it issina on ye foreheed like yours 339 .lol

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/4/2005 9:11 am

Nancy yees will find ah is very accomadating!

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
7/4/2005 12:10 pm

MrsG, ah likes da "wiv barking optional"

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/4/2005 1:17 pm

miss green all tried and tested and agree with you hun

I'm a

i'm here to stay

sexyeyes375 48F

7/4/2005 3:44 pm

Mrs G.... me hats off to ye... a couple o these are me favs... regardless o size... but so nice of ye to share wit us yer take on em...

expatbrit49 64M

7/4/2005 4:04 pm

Where did you get that pichee o me dingly dangly

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_greenhenky 43M
14 posts
7/4/2005 8:06 pm

@being above average..........i like that doggie one (with barking)cos then i dont need to see the ugly mug on the lucky girls face, dont like the sound of that V formation one though i think i would lose the moment with all that multitasking

Mr henky aka big dingly

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/5/2005 10:42 am

ahh knows aba tha andy.All ma laddies ha to breathe through ter ears when ahhh sits on their face like ye kin. pmsl.

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/5/2005 10:45 am

EE, Pappy n Sexyeyes wese cann go ter ta pub n makes ta local laddies bark.I din the kin aye.Och I canny wait ter see them on ta floor barling their wee danglys off.rofl aye fer sure.

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/5/2005 10:47 am

Dinni play ta inycent wiv me sexy exy laddie.Youse know yees flashed keith n I tother night.

Mr Green, do ahh ha te tell yees again ta difference tween centymeters n inches ye kin.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
7/6/2005 5:35 am

#2 is a good one for stimulation. #3 is great for visual effect. #4 is just plain GREAT.

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MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/6/2005 5:43 pm

Souse when yees gooni show us how youse do em keithy?

paintmeblue 63M

7/8/2005 5:56 am

This is so useful for me! I'm going to print this off and hand it out to all my very special friends.
They'll all be shouting in Glaswegian accents soon!

Thanks Mrs Green!

MrsGreenhenky 38F

7/9/2005 5:32 am

ahh is obliged ta be of service painty mon.Youse looks in needa pint.BARRRRRRRRRMMANNNNNNN GEET HIM A PINT N A DOUBLE.Sees yees gonni be jus fine here wiv ta Mrs.lol

rm_CecileB 42F
186 posts
9/6/2005 3:59 pm

Your blog 's a sex obsessed linguist's dream."How to tongue in a new tongue" haha.

Please tell us how you pick (up) your practice partners...

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