TRUE STORIES.....  

MrNuttz05 50M
1845 posts
12/18/2005 11:55 pm

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TRUE STORIES.....


You know what? I have realized that I am a hell-of-a-guy with a lot of TRUE STORIES. I could sell myself to CBS & be the series of the year. So, for my friends, all 3 of you, I will be posting my TRUE STORIES...Volumes #1 - 10, right here in my BLOG... No fiction, no tampering, just the events as they happened. I did some pretty wild things in my lifetime, some courageous, some just flat out stupid... Fortunately, I have lived to tell & I will post it right here in Nuttzland. So look forward to "Who's Drawers; The conclusion", "That BITCH Hurt Me... A Love Story", "As Time Stood Still", & many more... The autobiography is in the makings right now... A screen version is being brainstormed by myself & some prolific directors, who's names I can not mention @ this time. Denzel Washington was contacted to play the lead role, his comments, & I quote, "Play what? For Mr. Who?" He couldn't believe it himself. Other candidates include Tom Hanks, even though the resemblence factor may be in effect here. Arnold Schwarz, even though he says that the dialogue is too intense. And Morris Chestnutt, due to name similarity... Leading ladies that have or may be contacted. Vanessa williams, if you don't know the story please see my BLOG, "Things That I Have Done & Regret". Redemption is needed for closure. Jada Pinkett Smith, who knows, maybe her & Will are on THIS site! (lol) And finally, Oprah! Laugh if you want to but at least the film will be financed. I look forward to sharing my TRUE STORIES.... with you all. Can you say "Pulitzer"?

Nuttz

BuxomFrau 45

12/19/2005 12:17 am

LOL! I can't wait!


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
12/19/2005 12:33 am

Love reading your writing and looking forward to all the stories!


dasher121 37M

12/19/2005 4:34 am

hell yes, with curious on that one! Can I get a cameo in one of the movie versions? since I supposedly look like Demi's boy toy hahahaha. great stuff man, cant wait to read it all.

Oh and you should def contact mr. Rod Tender and his gang of squirrels to also appear. I think he could use some time out of his crawl space.
Blog on Mr.nutty nutterton.


spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
12/19/2005 2:01 pm

i'm ready to read!

Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me


rm_ChivasRegal 58M
69 posts
12/19/2005 3:06 pm

Hey, I can play your part cause "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME" in my best hollywood voice..


SaucyNSassy 40F

12/19/2005 9:49 pm

If you need a writer, (books, screenplay, scripts) I have been told I should write for Playboy & Penthouse... let me know! I'm here for you baby! (Even though you are a Pistons fan) I can forgive you... (since we hold the trophy)
Kiss,
"Sassy"


TinaMarieXO 41F

12/20/2005 8:53 am

I always liked the way you write Mr. Nuttz. I look forward to it, maybe one day I can be included in your writings Use your imagination on that one


MrNuttz05 50M

12/21/2005 12:02 am

I am sorry to skip over the others, but somone here DEMANDS my immediate attention:

SaucyNSassy, how dare u to come into PISTON territory, into Nuttzville, & talk that gibberish. WE let you borrow that trophy for the time being, nothing more! You got some nerve, Sista'! I will see you on Christmas Day 12:30 EST........ Thank you for the offers, I just may need your expertise down the line...

BuxomFrau - WOW! Welcome... If you were the spokesperson for KFC, there would be NO bresast left, now would there? (lol) TY for viewing my BLOG!
Curious082385 - TY for your support. Here is something ironic. On 8/23/85, I signed up for the military... Something fishy about this?

Dasher - Dude, if I am on the screen, you are on the screen! See if you can get "Demi", but we will use "BuxomFrau" as a stand in... Hey, been to the mall lately?.... HA HA HA.......

Spldrtn812 - Now please remember that these are all TRUE accounts that happened in it's entirety. Some may be legthier than others. Therefore, all sex entries will be a WHOLE line or two...

Chivas - THAT is one of my GREATEST scens of all time... For some inexplicable reason Chivas, I see you portraying the roll of "The BARTENDER"...

TinaMarieX0 - "Boing....oing....ing....ng....g" As the immortal Mick Jagger would say, "You make a dead man cum!" You & my writings will be kept separated. I don't want to write on you & cum on the paper, due to the confusion caused by hyperventilation...

TY... This is easiest "my most sexiest people ever responding to my BLOG", ever. Please, give yourself some applause. (lol)


MrNuttz05 50M

12/21/2005 12:08 am

OMG... Curios082385(lol) There is a "PENIS" in the message that I sent to you....(lol) That has never happened before, I usually don't do that, I am SORRY!
Is that equivalent to, "There's a fly in your soup!"? I am utterly embarrassed... If it makes u feel any better, it's not mine. (lol) I think it's a random "PENIS"(lol)... OMG, I have to go now!


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
12/21/2005 1:28 am


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