Help Me Plot My Course....  

MrNuttz05 50M
1845 posts
3/8/2006 3:24 pm

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Help Me Plot My Course....

It has just come to my attention that I may have to haul my life belongings, as well as the majority of my home, to the great southwest. Not etched in stone, but it is a possibility. Now, let's see; Michigan to Arizona covers a lot of the heartland. I am searching for POINTS OF INTERESTS, such as mountainess nipples, craters made by big asses, or the deepest of throats! If anyone can direct me to these points of interests, please help me plot my course. Maybe I can unpack my lazy-boy for a hot episode... Please remember that I am an African American male & there are places that I just have not been accepted at yet, such as Jasper, Texas or ANYWHERE in Nebraska. These locations are off limits to MrNuttz. Guys, I don't want to exclude you from this excursion of mine, let's have a lager! Just bring a female with you
So, who will help Nuttz across America? This long & treacherous journey will need some type of recreational fun, but where????

spoldrtn812 52F  
1058 posts
3/8/2006 5:10 pm

Let be be the first to send you on your way!

Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
3/8/2006 9:06 pm

too bad you arent going thro PA

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


3/9/2006 1:26 am

HUH I think ya pass by KANSAS on yer way to Arizona lmao

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/9/2006 4:30 am

Sorry...can't really help you on this one unless you decide to take the long way....Arizona by way of northern California.

TinaMarieXO 41F

3/9/2006 5:05 am

Dip down to Florida.
Nevermind...maybe one day I'll be in AZ myself

Sorceror07 55M

3/9/2006 9:54 am

bah! i'm out by baltimore... just a little bit out of the way for you have 2 lagers... one for you and one for me i'll do the same

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

dasher121 37M

3/9/2006 11:05 am

Hey there mister popular. Just went up onto the blog home page and sure enough I see my buddy MrNuttz on the "slot machine"

Oh yeah, and you are up for quite a few diff nominations on 5speeds Blog Awards by other peeps.

Oh the celebrity of the Nutty Nuttster!!!!

MrNuttz05 50M

3/9/2006 1:21 pm

spoldrtn812, So you want me to visit those stauesque legs of yours? That would be a great site to see TY My Queen.

LipsSayAll, Awwwwww! Your comments have left a lump in my throat! Yeah, that's it! My throat... TY

LilFondler, Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but sure enough I dreamed of you last night. M. Jackson was suiting you for making fun of him If only u lived in White Eagle, Iowa!!!

MrNuttz05 50M

3/9/2006 1:37 pm

H~N~B, By all accounts I think I am going through Kansas And to all the BLOGGERS out there, if they don't know that you are one of my coolest peeps on this site, they know now! If this trip pops off YOU better meet with me, even if it's for a cup of java..... I'm sorry, I forgot who I am talking to! A six pack!... That's more like it, eh?

Gatekeeper, Northern Cali? The home of the Redwoods, right? Only if we could flip California upside down I have endless huggz for you... TY!

TinaMarieXO, The lady that has caused a ruckus in my barn If the roads are willing??? A lady that has the brain & the booty..... that's beauty, I'm sorry... Typeo... TY for everything

MrNuttz05 50M

3/9/2006 1:54 pm

Sorceror07, I must BLOG about my ONLY trip to Baltimore when I lived in D.C. Samuel Adams for everyone! TY for BLOGGING with me dude...

Dash, Say it isn't so, dude? Moi? In the slots? Well, I don't know what to say If any awards are to be accepted, the 'Dude' will be right there with me...

Now if you all will excuse me, I have a lil' drama building in my previous BLOG entry...

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
3/9/2006 5:33 pm

lol i feel special now....

why does everyone always have to be far away????? i really need to get out of this shitty little town LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/9/2006 7:54 pm

its such a shame that you're forced to miss all the glory and wild happenings that is...nebraska.


3/9/2006 10:00 pm

If you come through Kansas, I am for sure takeing the time and meet you!!!! And then I am gonna come on here and brag about how I wore you out!!!!!! But sorry to say, yes it would be java cause I do not drink! lol You don't need to get me drunk, I am so easy for nuttz!

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
3/9/2006 10:13 pm

Depending on whether you're flying by plane or taking the scenic route in a car...I personally would go through the mountains of W.Va. and Missouri and make sure I hit the Ozarks, saw caves and lotsa gorgeous mountains... all the way through Memphis and saw Beale Street. Stop at BB Kings place. Geysers in Little Rock? Crater of Diamonds, the only public diamond mining spot in the US and Diamond Springs Water Playground (just for fun) in Murfreesboro. New Mexico and Arizona I would be visiting reservations and native craft stores, I'm sure. And of course, once you're in Arizona...the Grand Canyon.

If I had plenty of time I would plan to do some camping along the way.

I'd forget about going through the cold midwest, lol...lotsa land and cows and corn...

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
3/9/2006 10:14 pm

You might could visit Frogger and Trav on your way through Texas!

MrNuttz05 50M

3/10/2006 2:20 pm

Art, Yeah! (lol)Besides corn & tornadoes, what else is there? Can you say, 'DETOUR'??? TY bro'...

H~N~B, I BET that's exactly what you would do! Here's a tidbit for you; Driving makes me 'horny'... Why do you think there are so many kids in the stand @ NASCAR... 'That's my dad...' See ya!

Corezon, TY for posting & believe it or not, I have visited most of those places. I am a southern boy by birth so the geysers, Beale Street, & anything in that neck of the woods I have had the pleasure. And if I met 'Frogger' I wouldn't be able to look her 'in the eye'... If you know what I mean

eilujsion 41F

3/14/2006 1:06 am

Well Mr.Nuttz there is always fun of the recreational kind high up in the Colorado Mountains. Yes Yes! relax from the long hard drive cross country on one of our many a tranquil peaks or you can always frolic in some deep bush all while indulging in our exquisite micro brews. Yes there is always plenty to do here in Denver!

Babel__Fish 46F

3/14/2006 10:49 am

Not going through Belgium are you?


MrNuttz05 50M

3/14/2006 3:03 pm

eilujsion, The Rocky's... Sounds good... Deep bush? Sounds better... Always wanted to see that Coors factory TY for posting...

Babel Fish, Wow! I am honored! Only if Belguim was in Texas TY for BLOGGING & I enjoy your BLOG...

So... Detroit, Somewhere in Kansas, & Denver....

RavishingRed1062 55F

3/15/2006 11:37 am

Oklahoma... need I say more? ( Oh yeah, you might just want to make it for more than a day

I'm just sayin'...

MrNuttz05 50M

3/15/2006 3:48 pm

Ahhhh! Oklahoma! The 'Sooners'... The prarie dogs... & two mountains attached to a six ft. redhead... Do I get a tour of the campus?

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