HeartlessBitch On Oprah!  

MrNuttz05 50M
1845 posts
5/28/2006 3:10 pm

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HeartlessBitch On Oprah!

Well, you know that you made it 'BIG' time when you are sitting across from the most popular woman in America... Yeah! Oprah got to interview our very own HeartlessBitch69 'Heartless One'. So before it airs to the nation, I, MrNuttz wants to present it to you here in BLOGLAND... Take it away Oprah!

Oprah; Well, we are now joined by a member of a very popular adult web site! Her BLOG has been viewed as critically acclaimed. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the 'HeartlessBitch'...
Crowd; (Applause!)
HB; Thank you, bitch!
Crowd; (Gasp!)
HB; Oh don't think that she's going to call me a bitch & I can't call her one... Fock that!
Oprah; O.K. Well, that leads right into my questioning. You say what's on your mind, don't you 'Missy'...
HB; Oh 'No' you didn't??? Let's get something perfectly clear 'Opey' not you or any other lesbian or swinging dick better call me 'Missy' again... I don't know where you got that shit from but it ends now damn it!
Crowd; (Gasp!)
Oprah; ???
HB; Now, back to the fockin' question. Yep! I say what the fock I think. Sort of like you, but not only to 'Steadman', the whole wide world can kiss my big white ass!
Oprah; Well, moving right along. Tell us about your career as a 'construction' worker?
HB; Hold on! WTF do you mean a 'construction' worker?
Oprah; Well, it says right here in the top notch journal 'Bitches In Construction' that you erected a whole house in 6 hours.
Crowd; (Applause!)
HB; No! That's ERECTED an entire household in 6 hours. What can I say, I was hornier than usual...(lol)
Oprah; Oh! I see... Well, it also states that you took a jackhammer to the side of a building. Wow!
Crowd; (Applause!)
HB; No! I was HAMMERED by Jack on the side of a building. Hey, he was my foreman & I wanted some time off.
Crowd; (Gasp!)
Oprah;???? Well, it says that you did a whole roof in 2 hours. What an accomplishment!
Crowd; (Applause!)
HB; Uh uh! I did it ON the roof for 2 hours. Now that's an accomplishment, those shingles don't feel to good grinding into your ass... (lol)
Oprah; OMG... Let's talk about your breast reduction! Sitting from here it looks like it was a total failure! (lol)
HB; That's funny, bitch! But the truth of the matter is, I never had a fuckin' breast reduction. That was a rumor started by a fellow BLOGGER...
Oprah; Oh! And who might this fellow BLOGGER be?
HB; MrNuttz!
Crowd; (Gasp!)
Oprah; Let me get this right? You go around calling a grown ass man, 'MrNuttz'?
Crowd; (Applause!)
HB; Listen you loose cunt, that's his handle. MrNuttz... See he wants to do me & I kind of want to do him, so we have been having a personal war in BLOGLAND...
Oprah; I see... He also stated that you had to have oral surgery. Is that true?
HB; Yes!
Oprah; He also went on to say that he was very concerned for you.
HB; Oh! Did he? Nuttz can be so sweet @ times.
Oprah; So how on earth did you get his cock stuck down your throat?
Crowd; (OMG? WTF? Gasp?)
HB; Huh? WTF are you talking about Oprah???
Oprah; You just said you went in for 'Oral Surgery', right?
HB; Yeah! But that was...
Oprah; And right here I have the article written by MrNuttz himself entitled, 'How I Got My Dick Stuck Down A Bitch Throat!'.... Is this a picture of you?
HB; What? That sumovaBITCH!
Oprah; And you have had this surgery more than once?
HB; Yeah, bitch but...
Oprah; Well, it seems to me that if you got his cock stuck down your throat the 1st time what made you do it a 2nd & a 3rd time?
HB; Now listen here bitch....
Oprah; Oooops! Sorry, we don't have time for you to comment. Now it is time to interact with our audience as they ask you questions...
Bill; Hi, I am Bill from Ohio & I want to know if you were a slut before you became a construction worker?
HB; Was your mom a slut before she met your dad?
Suzy; Hi, I am Suzy from Peoria and I want to know if you are suffering from denial?
HB; Hell no bitch!
George; Hi, I am George from Washington and I remember you stating that MrNuttz had 13" & the only way to tell this would be if it got stuck down your throat, isn't it?
HB; George, Fock you! Fock Oprah! And Fock America.... You can all lick my.....
Oprah; Sorry, but that's all the time that we have for today. Join us next week when we discuss 'Saintlianna' hidden nipples... Have a good day AMERICA...

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?


sexymamma662003 33F

5/28/2006 3:33 pm

way too funny and you can be my dadddy

~sexy~


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:23 pm:
Daddy plays rough...
Great show, her ratings went through the roof

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/28/2006 4:04 pm

Lmao Your so sweet! Thats why I love you! A bunch of Big Big kisses to you baby! Who luvs you nuttz? MISSY, thats who!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:25 pm:
This is definitely luv
Next up, Howard Stern

bipolybabe 56F

5/28/2006 4:07 pm

Very funny. But I think Ms. O's not as clueless as you make her out to be!

Cum to think of it, the mag's not very sexpositive, is it?

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:27 pm:
Ms O was just outshined by her guest, that's all! And you are right, that magazine is for the articles

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

5/28/2006 4:09 pm

omg, I think you've got her with this one.....lmao...can't wait to see what she says...and you know you luv her Nuttz


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:29 pm:
I do her... Put it like this; If I was a woman, I would be her! But I would still want to do you, which would make me a lesbian? Of just bi? No, I would be a lesbian because if I did men I would be gay? I mean if I thought of doing men 'in my current state'.... Aww fock it, you know what I mean

EroticaXTC 51F

5/28/2006 4:28 pm

HIlarious...but I hope the next time I see you, that you haven't been made the crushed Nuttz on somebody's sundae!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:31 pm:
TY, Erotica... I have a funny feeling that something is in the works as I type... She is spiteful... You are HOT!

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/28/2006 4:51 pm

MrNuttz,

That was sooo cute!!! LOL

Lady Bambi


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:33 pm:
TY, Bambi... I get a few off from time to time... Ooops, did that sound seXual? Allow me to apologize, I don't know what has cum over me?

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:33 pm:
TY, Bambi... I get a few off from time to time... Ooops, did that sound seXual? Allow me to apologize, I don't know what has cum over me?

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:33 pm:
TY, Bambi... I get a few off from time to time... Ooops, did that sound seXual? Allow me to apologize, I don't know what has cum over me?

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
5/28/2006 4:51 pm

Opey

My nipples arent hidden!!! Wanna see?


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:35 pm:
What audacity to call 'Oprah' out of her name like that?
If you show us your boobs I predict a train wreck somewhere in every city that your viewed in...

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/28/2006 5:26 pm

How the hell did I end up watching an Oprah episode?

Funny, MrNuttz, funny...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:37 pm:
Dude, Oprah is on my 'TO DO' list... Gotta see the fluctuation in weight... Man, I miss the ole' Oprah

DIVISION77 41M
8337 posts
5/29/2006 12:51 am

I remember when Oprah was real...

Now she's just a caricature...

Like Whitney Houston.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:38 pm:
Yeah! But they are @ two different ends of the food chain

zebra_buggy 32F

5/29/2006 6:22 am

Just as I suspected: All these shows are scripted! Snatches of Brilliance, Nuttz. Nicely done!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:40 pm:
Yes, they are! Gotta say I had a 'hand' in this one
Maybe a lil' bit of you is rubbing off on me? The 'Moons Of Mercury' can shine forever more

skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
5/29/2006 9:57 pm

_____For once I'm glad to be looking in from the outside. This is turning out to be one hell of a verbal battle. Bravo, Nuttz! (Oh... I don't know what my mom was like before she married my dad, but I would like to think there was a time in their marriage where she was his personal own slut. Something kept them together "till death do us part" / She died at fifty five of uterine cancer.)


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:48 pm:
Sublime???? Dude, I had "NO" idea of what you were talking about until I read it again.... Karma, crazy karma... I try not to script any of my entries. I get a start point & a finish point & I fill in the blanks... I had no idea that I put you in this... I guess I need one of those statements about 'similar characters'? And I am sorry about your mom! You know you are one of my most honored 'homies'.... If there is a Suzy from Peoria, please stand up now!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:48 pm:
Sublime???? Dude, I had "NO" idea of what you were talking about until I read it again.... Karma, crazy karma... I try not to script any of my entries. I get a start point & a finish point & I fill in the blanks... I had no idea that I put you in this... I guess I need one of those statements about 'similar characters'? And I am sorry about your mom! You know you are one of my most honored 'homies'.... If there is a Suzy from Peoria, please stand up now!

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
5/29/2006 11:07 pm

Oh Yeah..i wanna see those nips baby...

Oh Yeah...great post Nuttz..


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 11:49 pm:
'TRAIN WRECK' #1.....

zebra_buggy 32F

5/30/2006 8:37 am

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/29/2006 1129 pm
I do her... Put it like this; If I was a woman, I would be her! But I would still want to do you, which would make me a lesbian? Of just bi? No, I would be a lesbian because if I did men I would be gay? I mean if I thought of doing men 'in my current state'.... Aww fock it, you know what I mean


Actually that would make you a Hypothetically Transgendered Quadrosexual ... If you want to put a label on it, that is ... hmm ... I may need to rethink this one ... I'll let you know ...


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/31/2006 12:51 pm:
Whatever it is, I will be the 1st of it's kind....

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/30/2006 9:27 pm

Howard Stern? Your better make sure during the interview I get to sit on his lap and he feels my tits! I really wanna see what howard is packin in those shorts! I wanna fuck him while he is broadcasting!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/31/2006 12:53 pm:
Geeeeeeez! I think the interview would be raunchy, but damn!

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