FFA Celeb Profiles...  

MrNuttz05 50M
1845 posts
1/20/2006 5:51 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

FFA Celeb Profiles...

I typed it backwards because they are backwards. Don't try to find these profiles. Only MrNuttz were able to view them. But I can relay them to you. Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only!

HillaryforPres.... I am seeking a man that has enough sense to have his mistress to swallow all of the evidence. You must be willing to relocate to the D.C. area by 2008.

MJisinnocent05... Hi, I am a bit shy but I am seeking young males. You must be into Nanny's, Amusement Parks, & court cases.

TKiethRocks... Ladies must enjoy BIG trucks. Must be willing to have the word "Chevy" tatooed to your ass!

Oprahsworld... Seeking a strong male that owns his own conglomeration. Must be ready for marriage NOW!

Marvsaysyes... I am an extremely kinky cross dressing male. You must be impervious to bite marks & scream "yes" during all orgasms...

BradnluvPitts... You must be one of the MOST attractive women in the freakin' world or I won't even give you the time of day!

GeorgeWunplugged... I don't know why I am even here on this site. But I would like to thank the great people of Florida for getting me here. Seeking a woman of 'mass destruction'.

MStewartbitch... Interested in a lover that is into linens & gardening. You MUST have served hard time, no bitches wanted!

RKellyWet... Seeking young females that are into piss play. The younger the better. I will pay your way to college if you keep this discreet.

Who luvs ya baby?


SaucyNSassy 40F

1/20/2006 11:34 pm

Okay, hilarious, up until RKellyWet... then my blood boiled a little bit. I know, it's ALL in fun!
Who luvs ya Nuttz? lol! (I've been waiting for a moment to say this back to you!!!)

"SASSY" does baby!!!


HORNYVIKING722 45M
1023 posts
1/21/2006 7:59 pm

pmsl! great post!


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
1/23/2006 3:26 am

Damn it!
Did you know that choking with laughter on hot coffee really sucks????
All your fault too!


dasher121 37M

1/23/2006 9:29 am

GeorgeWunplugged, too damn funny man! hahahahahaha.

they are all for sure classics. lol.


MrNuttz05 50M

1/24/2006 6:28 pm

My man 'TravelingInTexas' nice to see you. I finially figured out who you remind me of. It's a young Dan Aakroyd, dude... Thanks for checking me out! How are the Nutz?

Saucy, you know that R.Kelly is a bad, bad, man... Nice music, but he's a bad, bad, man... Does Saucy like naughty? Hmmmmmm?

Humboldthonni thank you for visiting, I will BLOG on for the likes of you. I enjoyed your BLOG as well

GateKeeper, you should be drinking tea anyway. It has been proven to be healthier than the java. Wait a minute...? Was it McDonalds coffee? You know that we can suit them...

Dash, my Bro'. A drunken stooper until Super Sunday is not a bad thing! GWUnplugged actually was getting a lot of hits. Unfortunatley, they were all from Baghdad


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
1/24/2006 11:52 pm

LMBAO-(whre av u been?)


SensualDreaming7 35F

1/25/2006 3:18 am

THE FOOT HAS RETURNED!!!!!

lol...ya happy now??


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